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When I first met Ms. Amnesia Haze, I wasn't sure we were meant for each other. Sure, she was pretty enough, with red highlights in her hair, and she smelled like a basket of fresh lemons. But I've met a lot of pretty ladies from Sativaville, so I'm not one to go head over heels just by looks. Turns out she's one of those gals that makes a better pal than a lover. One or two rips of my rig and she's got me in a crazy ass goofball mood. My mind leaps from happy thought to happy thought as Amnesia and I dance the euphoria waltz. She's great for days when you don't mind being doofy happy--which is not every day, but she's perfect when it is. Aw, Amnesia, you're my bff!

A sweet, floral pathway leads to an oasis of euphoria. Makes me grin from ear to ear, but never in a doofus kind of way. A reliable anxiolytic, BD's high is something to savor after a stressful day. My mind stays focused but relaxed and my body feels like it's in a warm bubble bath.

Green Theory has a classy, boutique feel which makes the shopping experience fun. The staff is unusually helpful, friendly, and knowledgeable. Even when they don't have my favorite strains in stock, I know I'll leave with something I'll enjoy.