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By no means a new favorite or anything like that, but still an interesting Indica for sure. Smooth smoke, and really smooth, mellow high. Not heavy handed, not unbelievable...just... fine. Like, if we're using the Baby Bear's Porridge as a gauge for the sensation intensity, then I'd say is a little on the colder side of the baby bear's porridge... the vibe is very much "this is fine". More refreshing than couchlocking. I'm able to either sit still without worry, or do necessary tasks. Fairly versatile Indica. Not bad at pain relief. And I'm no doctor, but the claim of helping with inflammation might be worth considering from my perspective. IBD patient, and this strain has been decent for that as well. I would still recommend Rainbow Sherbet 25, especially for any GI discomfort, but Donny Burger hasn't been bad for that either... 7/10, no complaints, smooth smoke and high.

Wake up early. HARD workout, good breakfast, cup of black tea mixed with cinnamon, honey, a few drops of lemon balm and a 3-5 second rip of Amnesia Haze is how you can conquer Every Single day from the get go... True Story

My experience was awful. Granted, it was double infused, but good god… I told the bud-tender I wanted to sleep… not ride the freakin dragon… the description isn’t fronting when it says it’s VERY cerebrally stimulating, even for an indica. Body buzz is legit as hell once the THC starts wearing off and you’re left dealing more with just terpenes at that point. Do NOT use if not VERY experienced with high THC loads.

Not your typical smoke, not for me. This isn't recreational, this isn't even like... FUN, really (crushing this review, aren't I?)... but is GENUINE MEDICINE in the strangest way. I suffer from UC, and this strain hits me right in the gut... I can't explain why, but the beta-caryophylene seems to be concentrated in my GI tract, because i'm feeling sleepy, and my gut is tingling, the pain is gone, and my stomach is just...happy. I'll spare the details, but... IT WORKED. Not one I use for depression, or focus or mental stress... it's the strangest, and yet BEST single use strain I've found... hadn't even considered this before..

It doesn't so much HIT like a train, or leave me feeling like a Trainwreck so much as it feels like it's trying to help me in cleaning up the trainwreck that has BEEN my life... if that makes sense. Other than the tingly body high, this doesn't so much waste me as it does help me to JUST be the normal ass, loving, productive person I WANT to be. It's an odd approach, smoking to feel "normal" but Trainwreck actually does the trick with my depression. This isn't my favorite strain, as Maui is still MUCH more fun...IYKYK, but it has a similar body high... that tingly feeling like the sun is hitting your skin at the exact right temperature on the first day of the year that you've been able to wear short sleeves kinda sensation... JUST enough relaxation to balance out the energy boost.

This isn't you're Green Crack type Sativa. This is MUCH more mood uplift than it is energy. The energy exists, don't get me wrong, it's just not the jittery type. I'm FULLY relaxed while also FULLY engaged in tasks I need to be engaged in. It is an anti-depressant, again, without the jitters and the racing thoughts. It's a beautiful high.

1 lightly packed bong rip (after I've worked my way through my first 8th a good ways over the past 2 weeks) produced a very relieving head high where I was able to turn off the nonsense and just focus on knocking out tasks here at home on a Sunday evening. Body high was pretty powerful and relieving as well. More of a 3 pronged approach on the body high with Buzz, Melt and Weight all fairly evenly felt. I'm not exactly velcro'd to the couch, but I'm not exactly up for "that energy" either... If I didn't HAVE to do those chores, I probably would've preferred to sit and get some writing/journaling and meditating done instead. It's an excellent smoke for genuine relief from stress, anxiety, trauma etc.

Very smooth on the inhale. 1 lightly packed full bong rip was delicious. VERY sweet. Exhale was a bit harsher than expected, but it should be noted, that felt more like i'd maybe smoked too much earlier today than it might be the strain... so grain of salt, it's my first hit... It's a beautiful classic indica stone, but very VERY mellow once the initial rush wears off. very balloony head high, it's potent, but good LORD is it also relieving! Body is just wonderful mixture of buzz and weight.. Powerful as hell, but not QUITE velcroed to the couch. I'm typing this while on the peak of this trip. It's an absolutely beautiful high. Lower tolerances can use as sleep aid, but this is probably best used for those with enough tolerance to appreciate being able to use something like this for creative writing, meditating/breathing exercises/prayer/howeveryouwannaputit, it's excellent for that. I feel beautifully relaxed throughout.

It's my second review of this flower. The first was quite active, and this is no different. It's a relaxing bud, but also a very stimulating bud. Like, don't get me wrong... I want to do ALL of the things there are to do outside right now. I'm not particularly prePARED, motor-funcion wise, but you can bet i'm willing. Again, FANTASTIC for chores/hobbies in the early evenings. Good LORD do I WANT to do all the things, if only I could walk straight :).

I should probably provide some context before I confuse some folks... ***Hawaiian strains are just my jelly jam... Yes, they're Sativa, but there's just something about them because they're also the most beautiful body sensations (to me) of most strains, including many indica's, that they wind up being far more relaxing than the just the energizing effects everyone else seems to get from sativa strains.*** That being said, Maui is most definitely WOWie! This is my ideal strain. It's more body tingle than the melty feel you get from Pineapple Express. YES, you most certainly CAN do any and everything you need to do throughout the day, and then some (especially on sunny days :D)... but TAKE IT SLOW! Because too much of this can sooth you into an absolute coma if you're like me. Yes, you get the pineapple, yes you get the island flavor and scents. If Hawaiian Lofi had a spirit animal, it would be Maui Wowie.