Grease Monkey
6/25/2024
The funky Grease Monkey from the land of Show Me is nothing short of 🔥! I’m sampling my stash of Vivid Cannabis’ Grease Monkey with insane numbers (too high to go look at them right now, but rest assured, Vivid don’t F around!) and have found it to be highly cerebral with soaring, nearly-spiritual, euphoria (If Lionel Ritchie only knew how he is a GD gift to us from heaven! 🤪 ) The funny thing about it is it’s like you’re wearing a VR helmet from the cheekbones up (yes, it literally FEELS like you’re wearing a helmet!) but you can totally keep convo going while experiencing mind-melting goodness. How’d they do that? No idea, but it’s handy AH! Smell, taste, blah blah blah, they all taste like either lemons, dirt/moss, or fruity pebbles (There ain’t no sweet sugary berry covered dough flavor in any of it, easy there Hipster! 😅)