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member since 2018

Recent Reviews5 total

LA Confidential

12/6/2018
As I said on a previous review, this is an interesting one. Elephant tranquilizer, rollercoaster and thought scrambler all in one. However, I've started to have a certain negative I don't like one bit; I've become paranoid. Other than the little paranoid side effects, this strain is great for most occasions, but be warned, it's a strong indica that'll wipe you clean off your feet.
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CreativeEuphoricHungryRelaxedSleepy

Holy Grail Kush

9/5/2018
As I know it, this is also referred to as Holy Grail OG (judging by the 2 strains used to cross mix it, Kosher Kush and OG #18). This was honestly beautiful. The taste of it was of that similar to GSC, with sage, pine, earthy and diesel undertones. I was lying in my bed after taking a few hits of this, and it felt like I was on a rollercoaster but my body wasn't moving. It gave me this rush-type feeling in my back and rest of my body. It also made food taste incredible, producing lots of flavor. I had class the next day starting at 8:10am, and I was angry that I had forgotten to plug in my phone before I got high and passed out, but the anger was nothing in comparison to the absolutely wonderful realization that I was very well-rested, waking up at 6:45 without even having an alarm set(as my phone was dead.)! Hell, I was even still experiencing some of the effect while I was awake hours later. So, in short, this is a great strain for relaxing, getting rush/adrenaline-type feelings, sleeping, getting a good night's rest and waking up early, long-lasting effects and giving into your munchies. However, it's got the effect of dry mouth, but I think most of us are used to that anyway. I've been looking for a strain like this for months and I finally found the true Holy Grail.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkativeTinglyUplifted

OG Kush

8/23/2018
I'm gonna give this a 4 star for only one reason (would be a five star otherwise): my fucking sinuses clog up like a motherfucker on this shit. But other than that, I feel happier, and I keep thinking of many different voices in my head and I keep kinda hallucinating. Listening to Crunch Time by Chris Travis (fucking SESH!) is a great experience. I feel like a million things could happen right now, but I also feel like sleeping a bit because my eyes are dry and I'm so fucking relaxed. Unfortunately, PSN was having maintenance at this time, so I wasn't able to sit down and play something like Human Fall Flat or Dead By Daylight. But food tasted really good and I wanted a flat iron steak. The shit itself tastes like grass clippings and diesel (I'll call it a Lawnmower taste), which isn't bad to me, in fact it's rather pleasant. If you want the good shit and the summed up statistics, here you go: Good for: boredom, stress, insomnia, lack of appetite, jacking off, sitting around, watching YouTube, playing video games, whatever the fuck honestly unless you're looking to be energetic physically rather than mentally. Bad for: Being active physically and trying to get hot, cold or comfortable. Usually it just stays as one feeling of the three, and I'm COLD. So yeah, definitely a would do again and it feels great. Recommend buying it if you have the chance.
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EuphoricFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkativeUplifted

NYPD

8/13/2018
This is a beautiful strain for: relieving physical and emotional pain, making you goofy, jacking off, snacking, playing video games, listening to music, etc. There isn't a problem with it otherwise, other than the general cottonmouth that comes with any partaking. However, it's not much in comparison to other strains like Trainwreck in my opinion, though definitely some top tier shit. Honestly, after about 4 or 5 puffs in I was already feeling extremely relaxed, somewhat sleepy and majorly hearing and sight impaired. I had just flown back home from Minnesota, and I had cut myself up real badly on one of the days there, doing God knows what, something stupid, and the bruises and scrapes from it felt like they've never existed. The main effects to me are zoning the fuck out, losing your hearing or sight a little, getting a change in personality/mood, etc.. Listening to Gravel by Bones (SESH till I fucking rest, lmao) is a welcoming experience, it feels almost like an outdoor concert with the fan I have blowing beside me. Playing shit tons of PS4 games with friends, having a wank, thinking, sitting in complete darkness, etc. on NYPD is the best feeling ever after 4 unfortunate weeks of being sober. As for the strain itself, it could be the grower, but I feel more hybrid-heavy towards this one rather than just sativa, because I'm having a feeling similar to King Louis XIII, but not quite as extreme. Solid 7.8/10 strain, great for most occasions and nighttime sessions.
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkativeUplifted

Romulan

5/9/2018
One of the best knock-out sleep strains possible. The taste is something of pine and is very pungent, and even after 2 hits you'll be wanting to sleep your life away. Absolutely beautiful strain, partial and light sativa effects with an indica punch.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedSleepy