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member since 2015Recent Reviews7 total
Wedding Cake
4/2/2022
Very smooth. Like eating a vanilla frosted cupcake with lemon curd on top. I feel like smoking this at a fancy function with a suit and tie next to some lemon pepper salmon with a chilled Pinot Grigio or a similar dry white wine. Flavors of sugar, vanilla, lemon, and a bit of graham crackers. Great for celebrations!
Green Crack
4/2/2022
Had the flower before and had a cross strain of Green Crack and Sour Apple. Green Apple made me light up with a focused energy that makes me want to go to the gym and burn off this energy!!! I'm still fully in control of my thoughts and motor skills and am not hazy or cloudy like with most strains. Do not take at night unless you're ready to go jogging at midnight.
Cheese
5/30/2021
Very strong terpenes. More relaxed vibe to chill you the fuck out. Anxiety slips away after a larger dose but you could take it with caffeine if possible when you need to be focused and high energy. After work, would vape it. More like drifting through the sunset on a boat. Great for lightening up a date at night.
Chemdawg
9/25/2019
Stop. Breathe. Relax. Chill.
Enthusiasts beware: Before you get lost in the woods of Chemdog, HANDLE YOUR SHIT FIRST!
Moving on, as I scrape a tiny 1/4 inch glob of the sugar resin with my sterile but clearly coated in shatter "pick" of a dedicated nail clipper, I sit in anticipation of the dab as I torch my banger coated in soot.
Smelling the sugar from the 2" jar, it breathes of a slightly sour, sharp odor of diesel spilled on the floor. Mild, but present. Innocuous at first, it's innocence shatters at the touch of heat.
Ssssssssss.......glorble glugulgbrh......ahhhhhhhhhh...
Instant perfume of a mesquite bonfire, slightly charred sticks from burning off marshmellow residue on your stick.
Let that sink in. Waves pass over my head and with every crash against my head, my scalp is massaged with a cerebral helmet that works down my spine and gives me chills so hard my nips are in different area codes. My being outside doesn't really help. Arms feel more relaxed on my shoulders and my posture comes back as I drop them to my side and take a moment to enjoy what's in front of me (the Bay Area at night). It sent me to space and I was wandering around the urban jungle looking for a quick bite while I hear a man singing an old Italian love song with his girl by his side.
Damnit. I'm rambling.
TL;DR: Woody terps send you in the woods. Enjoy.
Forbidden Fruit
11/8/2017
I kid you not. Every single time I open the jar of this bud, it smells exactly like a Douglas Fir tree for Christmas that's freshly cut. Opening notes of pine, cherry and citrus that devolves into a sweet berry body with the aftertaste of sour grapes. Best paired with a nice steak and asparagus with a Cabernet on the side. High will knock you out like Veruca turning into a blueberry and hitting you square between the eyes. Giggles will ensue and this is excellent for a hike near a beach or somewhere.