After seeing their ad bordering on the fringe of "bud porn" on Facebook. They had my curiosity. Then I went in to see this supposed "Savage"-ry. And there, along the wall, I see a row of jars and I find the "Hulk". Sorry, I just finished a dance with their new strain "Savage Hulk" and life is pretty epic right now. I'm relaxed, the background noise is soothing and I'm feeling like a million bucks. That's why I'm here. To tell you to go to the "Grunt and Hippie" and get "Savage Hulk". Re-read this and you'll see what I'm talking about. Another win for the Grunts.
Let me tell you a little something about my trip down I-95. I stopped at my favorite local dispensary, the Grund and Hippe to pick up my evening smoke. I was recommended this wonderful strain as a relaxation aid with medicinal properties, especially those of nerve and muscular pain. This was greatly due to my issues with my back recently. As I finished up my long day of errands, I sparked up a 1g Pre-roll and am having the best of rides. This bit of the devil's lettuce was introduced with a dangerously smooth draw and toke with zero harshnesses. This instantly put a grin on my face as I knew I was in for a treat. By the 5th puff, my body was instantly relaxing and muscles gelling as I exhaled. This spread to my arms and those nerves we were mentioning earlier. My back finally is relaxing and feeling relief. The mood boost from the Sativa with mild energy boost without any twitchy jitters is nice so I can chill out for a bit or get some work done in the hard gives me exactly what I wanted. I'll definitely be buying some flower after this taste.
I wish they all could be cal-i-fornia buds.... (I sing to myself as I write this review). These buds do make me want some oranges from Cali if they are half as good as this. The citrus, as your probably wondering about, hits on the back end. And not a metaphor cause this gentle ride won't knock you on your back end. Anyway. The toke itself is mild and soothing, almost as to coax you to take bigger hits. I, myself, am a novice and can't hit like Chong on a bender. But the almost Menthol like sensation in your lungs relaxes you, completely countering the chronic cough. As you blow it out, you get a tingle like those Winter Fresh commercials. As the last of the smoke leaves your mouth, it's parting kiss is the citrus of California's Orange. Once you're done, you're walkin tall with a smile on your face and getting shit done so you can gel in your comfy setup, kick the tunes, and play some relaxing game. I'm now loose as a goose, after mating season, and feeling good. That is, after I just demolished my kitchen pantry. Toker beware, the munchies that ensue is something to take heed. Have your snacks ready or you're going to look like me. Like Garfield hitting the buffet after a 3-day-fast. Now that my loose PJ's are tighter and I've truffle-shuffled my ass over to the computer, to happily type this review, I'm saying, "Bring some grindage, some games, and some friends. And don't forget that California Orange!". Now I'm going to flick on some Netflix and slip into a food coma. \m/ \m/.
This is my first time with this strain. I'm a somewhat new smoker still developing my "taste"/"pallet" for distinguishing strains. That said, My darlin', "Clementine", stood out like a debutant at the state fair. The citrus is nice and overpowers the skunky fragrance of normal cannabis. Half way through my bowl, as I always smoke out in the backyard while I play fetch with my dog, I was already uplifted. By the end of the bowl I was having as much fun as my furry buddy. And now, as I've come inside my man-cave, I've been inspired to write this. As I study this wonderful strain, I'm feeling relaxed and full of joy, contrary to my normal depression/anxiety for which I smoke. I'm energized and ready to stream some video games, after my smoke sesh. I may enjoy another bowl in a few hours to keep the mood going! Cheers!