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Recent Reviews14 total

Samoas

3/9/2023
the flower smelled incredible overall, mostly skunky but not able to describe any specific scents. really soft and fluffy, when ground it produced more than expected from the size of the bud. extremely smooth intake, like probably the most stand-out factor I experienced was how unexpectedly smooth it went down (using a 12in glass water pipe) which made it very enjoyable. tasted really good but no specific notable flavors to me. bodily experience is very calming and made me feel floaty. pain relief was appreciated. goofy attitude and stress releasing. Side effects so far include: - staring at random items on the counter - wanting to sit down - loss of attention - standing next to but not sitting on the couch for entirely too long - over describing thoughts during internal dialogue - mild confusion - randomly standing in the hallway for 5 minutes - staring into your phones lock screen - going to the fridge but not opening it - standing next to the back door looking at chickens outside the window
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CreativeEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedUplifted

Humboldt

5/9/2021
DAAAAAAAMN! I have take 3 dabs of this and a buddy took a few... suggested serving with lil leftover from prior hit literally has broken 2 of my banger carb caps... I took a larger hit and it genuinely put me on my knees for a few moments till I could find a chair lol
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EuphoricRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Watermelon Mimosa

5/7/2021
this is fire!
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedUplifted

Purple Mr. Nice Guy

12/24/2020
Select Elite 1g Concentrate Vape Cartridge of Purple Mr. Nice, clean taste tones of pepper/herb flavors. + smoothe and flavorful inhale - little rough on exhale (gotta cough to get off ya know lol?) + moderate pain relief, relaxing body effects - couch lock, don't expect to accomplish much physically lol + top 5 anxiety/stress relief strains I've tested personally + euphoric body and mental effects tingling feeling often at peak of effects - slight paranoia / racing thoughts (conditional) + increased libido (conditional) + wonderful night cap smoke before bed, or good for a lazy movie day with the wife.
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ArousedEuphoricGigglyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Blue Bayou

11/22/2020
Great taste and smooth bud, found a bit few months ago I had purchased little over a year ago, still in sealed container, tasted great and very helpful focus and attention, cleared up and helped me ween off meds for depression, anxiety, ADHD and OCD (with Doc's consent and monitoring) for a while felt really good and healthy overall physically too, not memorable of any specific physical benefit other than just general overall felt and was feeling or being complimented I appeared in semi better shape. No major life altering weight loss or anything but likely was result of more driven motivation to be outdoors and being physically active
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedHappyTalkativeUplifted

Amnesia Haze

11/22/2020
Really great batch of this strain in a Select Elite 1G Concentrate Vape Cartridge. I felt it gave me calm effects, easy to dial in with and maintain throughout a steady dosage for a reliably consistent alternative treatment option compared to multiple medications. Positive impacts seem to primarily improve bouts with my mental health disorders (Depression / OCD / ADHD / Anxiety) I feel its an incredible psychologically benefitial strain however I feel neutral having not experienced any notable side effects (positive or negative) which have stood out to me compatibly. Will kudos to the benefit of not cleaning the fridge out after though lol.
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CreativeFocusedRelaxedUplifted

Hawaiian Haze

11/15/2020
Excellent strain, quality bud that really agreed with me. Little to no unwanted psychoactive effects to me when I use it, slightly noticed some of the social/talkative vibes, but still stayed clear headed & attentive. Enjoy that I get absolutely no couch lock, spaciness, or distracting symptoms that prevents me from focusing. The bodily effects are just wonderful, such relief to swelling, muscle/joint/nerve pain from current & past/ongoing injuries I live with. Doesn't provide 100% relief with occasional migraine, but noticably less sharp and intense than usual. Definitely beats what any reasonable dose of pills can do for me.
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FocusedHappyTalkativeUplifted

Durban Poison

11/15/2020
by far the most medicinally effective strain I have ever experienced. Near closing and got the last remaining Select Elite 1g cartridges a few years back of this Durban Poison. They all lasted for about 5-6 months and I honestly felt the best I had in nearly 10 years when I was cycling through these ones. It greatly subsided aching and swelling, and significantly reduced ongoing physical pain from multiple past injuries. Mentally & psychologically, it has been the best alternative I've ever use compared to the medications, narcotics and other prescription my doctor's have used as treatments for a lifetime of depression, anxiety, insomnia, attention deficit, and other conditions I've lived with for so many years. Gave me so much energy, focus and positive emotionally & mentally, that I even (with doctors approval and ongoing check ups) was able to stop needing to use my prescribed Adderall, Xanax, even the sleep and depression medications I had at the time. Only downside to the strain that I experienced really was just with larger doses that I intentionally consumed the recreational quantity recommend on the packaging, and that just made me more socially talkative, cottonmouth and some intense munchies. So be sure to have snacks, drinks and friends with great skill in either active listening or selective hearing present lol.
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedHungryTalkativeUplifted

Firewalker OG

11/14/2020
good sativa, not too head intense like some stronger sativa's, good flavor from Select cartridge
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FocusedHappyUplifted

Hawaiian Snow

11/14/2020
select cartridge, good flavor and happy chill effects
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HappyRelaxed