Wappa
5/21/2018
So I just want to get the fact out of the way that this was the first bud that I can legitimately write a review about because today was my first time to a medicinal dispensary.
Now buckle up.
I instantly fell in love when I opened my bag of this incredibly sexy bud. You know that feeling you get in the back of your knees when someone is whispering all fucking heavy and talking all dirty and shit in your ear? That shit happened when I unsealed my bag and the scent hit me.
So me and boolove had a little photoshoot before I ground her up. Sexy bitch. Shit ton of dark ass orange hairs with lighter orange mini hairs and looked like they're tossing sugar on the buds before packing it up the cloudy ass trichomes looking like a thousand gypsy's Crystal Ball's falling down some sick ass Amazon jungle temple pyramid on fire and shit.
Then we got intimate. I packed up my glass piece I call Woot. Sweet baby Jesus. Listen. Smooth. Sweet. and I'm not saying she doesn't hit hard. What I will tell you is it's a quick and steady but extremely comfortable Ascension to elevation. Like how Superman must feel after he takes off with Louis Lane in his arms; Sure he flies all the time but with her it makes it special.
That being said if you haven't tried this strain you really need to.