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What I think of when I think, “weed”. Relax, don’t do it, when you wanna smoke GLUE it! Perfection.

One of those strains that’s so good you wonder what the point of reviewing it even is. It’s fucking good shit and gets you really high. Tastes like the name. Makes you hella horny too. Smoke it with a bud and have fun you naughty dogs

Beeeeyoutiful. It seems like every strain with MAC lineage is an instant favorite, and Petrol Pine is no different, hailing from the misty PNW forests 🌲 with a yummy wood taste and a vast expansive feeling. Got creative urges almost immediately, had to grab the bass and start chipping away at some song ideas. Another great indica for post-work vibrations, not too sleepy but for sure chill as a winter’s night

A real facemelter. Deliciously dark taste with a nice clean burn. Immediately get transported to a wild world of fuzz and tambour…of which I am queen. Pairs so damn good with your favorite sci-fi films, you will be noticing things and understanding intricacies of craftmanship…

My first live rosin…wow. Massive blast of bright orange flavor as the name suggests, a very punchy, perfumed smell. If smell and taste are a big part of your smoking experience, look no further for some citrus dabs🍊 Palette aside this is some good ass weed for a body-shaking experience. Not couch locking (courtesy of the sherbet’s tendency for stimulation) but for sure overpowering. Pairs well with sci fi movies and bong-rattling doom metal

After a wave of energetic, talkative currents I came off the passage and settled into a passenger seat of the world. Perfect for beach side chatting and soaking in the gift of Gaia, our mother earth. Not too psychoactive, at least at first, but at the tailend of the high I noticed myself getting a little fuzzy and less than lucid. Good shit.

Gave me the biggest, dumbest smile on my face in all 50 states.