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Recent Reviews9 total

Pineapple Preserves

8/9/2022
TASTY! It’s one of those memorable pineapple strains and pineapple lovers know what I mean! For those who don’t - there’s lots of pineapple strains out there and so many of them give a steady relaxation without too much of that BING BONG! this strain brings a heavy head change - tread lightly even if you’re a regular user - now!!! this isn’t the strain for being DESTROYED! but if you like the possibility of a green out coupled with the safety of a balanced hybrid - this is your girl! she gives such a lovely euphoric vibes and the buds are juicy and fruity - a sweet treat for any ouid lover.
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EuphoricRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Starry Night

6/24/2022
I said gahdamn gahdamn! This strain is one of the loveliest smokes - just lifts you into a euphoric haze that comes on almost instantly. I can’t believe the strain info is lacking - this strain is GREEN VALIUM
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CreativeEuphoricHappyTingly

Fatso

5/15/2022
HONESTLY GET IT. I’m a HUGE pothead - literally fat and love weed and jayzuz crysssst this strain got me rolling around on the bed giggling like a mad person! Perfect for twerkin, but not while ordering food, COULD NOT DO BOTH! luckily had helps! 10/10
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EnergeticEuphoricGigglyTalkative

Chiquita Banana

5/1/2022
What a bad bish! you really cannot go wrong. I caught a deal - 100$ oz at exclusive in Kalamazoo - HOLY MOLY! the trichomes and the smell and the everything really! get it if you’re a sativa fan who enjoys a hybrid for the body and the mind combo. she goes there - like Degrassi.
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EnergeticHappyTinglyUplifted

Strawberry Gelato

3/7/2022
MY GOD! this was such a joy to smoke! I hurt myself smoking this! water up cause she’s a thic lil bish!
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CreativeEnergeticHappy

Triple Cream

4/9/2021
This indica will knock you OUT! the nugs are creamy green like a matcha latte, and the smoke is so smoooooothe I never cough, but make no mistake this strain will put you down for the night and keep you there. Incredible for insomnia, don’t roll this in the blunt for the homies unless it’s a slumber party and it’s the before-bed-post-party blunt.

Clementine

12/16/2020
I’m not a veteran but I have been smoking a while. I usually favorites towards high thc strains because I wanna be BONKED by the weed. With that being said - this weed BONKS! it smells good and tastes good and is just plain good but better than good -it’s great! I’m coming off an 8th of snoop dawg so I’d like to think I’ve been super high lately and it’s absolutely going to continue with Clem! get it!
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Ascend Cannabis - Morenci

11/20/2020
I’m going back today because the deals they have CANNOT be beat! thanks for holding Morenci down y’all!

Fine Dining

9/26/2020
It kept going out😓 I bought a pre-roll of this strain and after it kept going out I rolled it up again...same issue. When I did get the end of both I felt mellow. The smoke didn’t make me choke but that didn’t stop me from getting high. It tastes like weed, at times I did get a lemon/citrus sour and other times it felt creamy. The taste definitely lingers. Smooth smoking and doesn’t make you feel antsy. Probably wouldn’t buy an 8th of it but maybe if I did I’d have more to say.