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Recent Reviews17 total

Grease Monkey

1/19/2024
Amazing cannabis, extremely potent! I don’t think it matters what the THC is, it’s gonna be extremely potent whether it’s 15% or 28( mine was 28.79% thc 0.5% cbd Amazing flavor, taste like glue, pungent, and a slight diesel and woody taste. Very relaxing strain. Sheesssshh this that ⛽️⛽️⛽️
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White Fire OG

1/8/2024
My friend grew two plants of WHITE FIRE OG. He got the seeds from Nirvana. He got almost half a pound of cannabis per plant. He dried with leaves on for 3 days and dried for 5 days with no leaves. And did a 3 month cure. This strain is AWESOME. Might be my favorite ALL TIME! it does help that it was grown organically and THC is around 22-27% he never tested it. But we each smoked an ounce this past weekend. I made a batch of edibles with this too. The edibles were STRONG! I only used 2 grams and made 6 cookies and was elevated for over 8 hours after consuming them(I only had three my buddy had the other three). I would be careful making these into edibles. It had me in the begging Phase for a while. I don’t think it causes paranoia you will be too high to care about anything. Don’t consume if you have things to do. It gave me a good rush of energy as well. Had some diesel flavor and was pungent! You will smile ear to ear while enjoying WHITE FIRE OG! Made me cry of laughter and I smoke all the time. This I will give a perfect 100/100. I haven’t had it from the dispensary, I would guess if I had it from a dispensary in KC, the rating would be around 94 or 95. I would highly recommend growing this because it was as close to perfect as you can get. Also it’s super easy to grow too. ⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️⛽️
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Strawberry Diesel

12/28/2023
Strawberry Diesel ⛽️⛽️⛽️ HOUSE me and the dawgs tour up a zip in a morning and went to go eat lunch at Joes BBQ here in KC. I think people in general may be too concerned about THC % because mine was 17.21% thc and if went me to the clouds. So much stronger than some Gelato 33 I had that was 24%. Strawberry Diesel definitely give such an amazing uplift about 3 hours after smoking it’s like an instant 200,000 ft liftoff. This stuff is gas! It’s pains me to say to this day in my life, that’s the only time I’ve had this wonderful Cannabis. I will be growing in the future, and one plant won’t be enough 😈. 95/100. One not so important downsides, makes you have some anxiety if your prone to it, I’m not but one my dawgs told me he was while smoking but I still give it a 95, he gave a 82 but he also think gelato33 hits hard haha. No hate but this hits twice as hard As Gelato33 in my opinion.
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Mac and Cheese

12/15/2023
Mac N Cheese is amazing. I got this Tropical Runtz, and White99 as my favorites! The taste was something similar to an alien baking me cookies with some extra butter and a touch of pungent flavor. The eefects are good too! No complaint. This is the TOP shelf
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Tropical Runtz

12/15/2023
THIS IS THE GOAT, I’ll put this; WHITE99, and Mac N Cheese as my favorite cannabis strains. Effects are amazing for me. I wish I could find some tropical Runtz seeds but this strain at minimum is a 5/5, I would put it at a 98 or 99/100. This can be smoked anytime too. I want to find some live Rosin to enjoy in the future and see how great that is. Get this strain and Enjoy!!
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MAC

12/13/2023
MAC IS AMAZING! I’ll keep it short and sweet. I’m a daily smoker, this is an amazing strain for relaxing, pain relief , and a great appetite stimulant. I personally love the taste. Overall I give it a solid 93/100
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Wedding Cake

12/4/2023
I smoke ALOT OF CANNABIS, yesterday was the first day I had Wedding Cake, truly amazing! Super nice Hybrid! Did NOT put me to sleep which I’m very happy about. THCA 29.19 THC 26.17 Terps are high, flavor is sweet, cake, with an exhale of something I can’t explain. Amazing stuff, also I forgot Wedding Cake gets you mAD faded so be careful new connoisseurs’; very strong, hits the lungs heavy lots of coughing, did a couple Kief bowls and was coughing for 5+ minutes on some bong hits. This that 🎂🎂⛽️⛽️ 97/100 i will be growing this soon, can’t wait to see what my rating will be then, don’t hesitate to pick this over any other strain. Only a few are above this masterpiece!
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California Dream

10/20/2023
I’m smoked about a 1/4 of this so far. Wow my love for this strain goes up with every puff. My initial review would have been a 90/100. I purchased this cannabis from The Forest in KC. Standard Wellness grows, dries, and cures it. One thing about California Dream is its a cough master strain. YOU WILL COUGH. Or at-least with the California Dream I purchased. I will be growing some Cali Dream and seeing how it compares. The flavor is so unique, different with every inhale and exhale. Very nice mid day or morning strain for me. Right now I’ll give it a 92/100. I have a feeling if I grow it; it would be closer to 97/100. Super amazing strain. I also had no paranoia but I also rarely become paranoid when smoking.
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White Widow

8/11/2023
It’s not broke don’t fix it. White widow my first, they say you always remember your first and well they aren’t wrong. Heady, relaxed but not overly so, tinglyyy the wave come from head down your spine. LOVE THAT, only cannabis this far in my life that will bring such amazing tingly sensations up and down my spine for almost an hour. Flavor is good, little harsh but I don’t mind. Very Stoney as well. Red eyes and happy. I would be lying to say this is any less than 95/100 reallll good stuff. I need to grow some.
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King Tut

8/4/2023
I grew and harvest two plants of King TUT 👑 very potent, 20% thc, nice flavor, strong intake and exhale. Be careful making this into edibles. One joint had me FADED for over 4 hours, felt like 100Mg of edibles off one joint. Dry Yield was a total of 1.2 pounds combined for both plants. STINKYYYYY! Had this in my tint and you could smell it outside my house. Opening the jar of bud will make my house smell like KING TUT FOR hours and that’s not even when I smoke it just opening the jar. Overall be careful diving into this strong masterpiece. Love the nice energy and motivation it gives. Grew organically, made my own vegetable/compost fertilizer that I fermented. 98/100. I also won’t be eating the rest of the edibles I made with this. Too over powering strong lmao. Also it was pretty eZZZ to grow. Plants were dark green and I had some purple tint in my as well. Also this isn’t a functional high, also please don’t drive high this will have you stopped at a stop sign for 30 minutes.
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