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Recent Reviews8 total

Blackberry Kush

10/12/2017
Enter the Twilight Zone! Fellow tokers, I had an out of body experience last night. Took three consecutive hits of this Blackberry Kush canister from my vape pen, laid down to sleep, and within ten minutes I was in an alternate dimension. Anxiety hit me pretty quickly (hence only 4 stars instead of 5) but I powered through it. After the anxiety passed I was flushed with a feeling of complete euphoria. I wish I could accurately describe what I experienced, but it was literally indescribable. I came to a point of self-actualization, I had complete knowledge of everything in the entire universe. I felt like my spirit was just a tiny node suspended in time and space. I experienced what it would be like to live eternally. I had a feeling of infinite happiness (like my body couldn't adapt to the emotion and the happiness continue exponentially). My sexual desire was more intense than I ever thought possible. Anything I imagined became an instant reality. I know I sound like a freak trying to explain this experience, but it happened. I literally have to reevaluate everything I thought I knew about life. It's the most unreal thing I've ever experienced. If anyone else has had a similar experience, you know what I'm talking about. Next level shit.
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ArousedEuphoricHappySleepyTinglyUplifted

Death Star

10/8/2017
Prepare for battle you Rebel scum! The Death Star hits like a tank! Two hits from a vape pen and I was high as a kite. Made me laugh a lot while watching a comedy on TV. Then the sleepiness set in, and I was ready for bed. This strain was uplifting and took away my worries. I had happy dreams this night. No anxiety which is a huge plus!
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GigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Pennywise

10/8/2017
This is my favorite strain to date! I am very prone to getting anxiety with certain stains and I don't experience any with this one. I use it at night right before I lay down to sleep. I usually have insomnia, but this strain calms my brain and makes me feel relaxed and happy, and I have no trouble sleeping. Another thing I love about this strain is how horny it makes me. Sex feels absolutely incredible when I'm high on Pennywise. I highly recommend this strain!
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ArousedHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Alien Walker

6/21/2017
Welcome to the green side of the force! Ewok gave me a great body high, and made me pretty horny as well. Throw on your favorite comedy and this strain will have you rolling with laughter. No anxiety issues with EWOK either. Great all around experience. It does have a sleepy effect, so best used at night.
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UW Purple

5/22/2017
I vaped some UW Purple last night. Only had two or three pulls from a volcano bag. I made it about 20 minutes into Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince and I was out! This is the most sedative strain I have experienced to date. Knocked my lights out. I also experienced a mild body-high and some relaxation, but it was lacking the "rolling on the floor in tears" uncontrollable laughter that I enjoy. If you want something that will put you to sleep, give this a puff. If you want to be able to stay awake for a while and enjoy laughing until it hurts, then you should consider a different strain.
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ArousedRelaxedSleepy

Cookies and Cream

5/7/2017
I had a mixed experience with this strain. It gave me a good body high and had a few good laughs. Extreme cotton-mouth; my mouth was drier than a nun's cunt. Definitely experienced a very sleepy couch lock as well. The main reason I gave this strain a three star rating is because I experienced "the shakes" and mild anxiety. I've found that I am extremely prone to experiencing anxiety from any Sativa or Sativa-dominant hybrid though, so your experience may be better than mine if you like Sativa.
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Black '84

4/29/2017
Excellent strain. Vaped it from a volcano. No Anxiety, no paranoia. Made me feel relaxed and happy. Great bedtime strain, as it will make you sleepy. I will smoke her again.
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HappyRelaxedSleepy

White Widow

3/28/2017
Excellent strain for staying in and having some fun at home in the evening. I vaped this from a volcano and really enjoyed my high. I didn't experience any anxiety or paranoia, which is always a big concern for me. I was laughing a lot and just had a great time. I was functional but this strain can definitely make you sleepy. My friend's wife who was vaping this with me had made some banana bread, and we were so damn hungry waiting for it to finish baking! it seemed like hours waiting for it to finish baking, but let me tell you, when I got a slice of that fresh baked banana bread it was hands down the most delicious thing my mouth has ever tasted.
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GigglyHappyHungryRelaxed