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member since 2023

Recent Reviews8 total

Wedding Gelato

4/13/2023
5/5 no questions asked. milky rips from a nice bong and it’ll put you on a good pathway for the day. keeper
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Strawberry Guava

4/8/2023
this i guess is gonna be my #1 favorite of all time. wtf super smooth and body + head high is perfect. not to where you are fucked up and can’t remember what multiverse you reside in and you’re panicking internally for no reason, but to where you wouldn’t give a fuck even if YOU WERE lost in an altered timeline lol.
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Birthday Cake

4/3/2023
🎂🏅… new favorite. for MY birthday this is the only cake i want. i picked some up from Grassroots, and this is going to be a go-to strain for me now. Very sweet flavor and the best part for me is it’s head high. Let me explain: I don’t like too strong of a head high for a few reasons. 1 i suffer from terrible migraines and if a head high is too much i’ll feel shit. 2 i like to be clearheaded enough to be productive (if i so choose to be). This high is fluffy but very much potent. ALSO i find that this helps surprisingly with eye pressure/pain for some reason. 🎂🔥
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Marshmallow OG

3/30/2023
🏅😂😂😂bruh. 0 fucks given and i luv it
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Glazed Enigma

3/20/2023
7/10 👍🏽 not amazing but pleasant. i got a 1g live resin cart from Cresco and it’s just okay tbh. it smells and tastes very citrusy and gassy. a little harsh but not unbearable. definitely a sativa and the euphoria is there, but it doesn’t get me as high as i’d expect or want. prob wouldn’t buy again but i’m not mad at it. taste is very interesting
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Cereal Milk

3/20/2023
Wanted to love it, but it literally makes me feel terrible. Idk if it’s just a bad batch or what but it dead gave me a headache and made my head feel very tight. and then made me very nauseous. i’ll probably try one more time but if i feel the same, i know i just won’t buy again. i’m fully aware this may just be a me thing, but i did see similar comments. cereal milk might be for you but it ain’t for me btw got it from INSA and on 30% discount so try to pick it up when sales are back on if looking 👍🏽

Gary Payton

3/20/2023
bruh…… 5🌟star honest review: Very pleased with gary payton. in fact i’m blown away. 10/10 recommend to anyone. i’m not the heaviest smoker ever neither am i a newbie i’m right in that middle ground so i can point out and appreciate some good gas. Smell: the smell is so pungent and yet has this sweet background aroma. it’s very hard to describe tbh and if you know, you know. it’s close to a very sweet pomegranate smell kinda but mixed in with a few other things. unique smell it’s very pleasing Taste: definitely gassy but not overpoweringly skunky, and that light sweet undertone. and more importantly, is NOT harsh at all which i like High: oh my ballls this is gas. that tingly feeling you get hits you both in your body and mind. very potent but it isn’t too much to where you get couch lock. you feel very euphoric and light. i don’t personally smoke to the point to where i’m incoherent regardless, but i feel like if i chiefed on this all day, i wouldn’t feel extremely groggy or greened out. it’s a very nice fluffy high. and it’s a versatile high. good for night and/or day👍🏽 i get migraines and i have Gastrointestinal problems. so some strains don’t go well for me. some give me weird stomach pain and some make my headaches worse sometimes. but this does neither. so anyone with headaches that read 1000 reviews on a strain before they buy like I do, this is a fairly safe pick. everyone’s body and experience is different ofc so just listen to your body and see what is best for you! 10/10 you would not be disappointed i will always pick up some Gary payton. so glad i tried it
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Peanut Butter Breath

3/20/2023
8.5/10 overall for me! solid asf i love its sedating yet calm vibes. not too heavy and tastes smooth. i tried this twice. first time was a Live Rosin from Floracal. SUPER GAS!!! tasted so smooth especially for a cart. no cough and with Live Rosin, u keep it in the fridge after each use. the onlyyyyy downside: expensive as balls and it’s only a half(0.5) gram… ain’t no way it should be $65. so pick it up if it’s on discount or if ur loaded. but if we talking about experience only, 9/10 would recommend :) second go was flower i got a 7g from INSA for like just under $50. definitely would recommend especially for the price but in all honesty the cart hits better than the flower which surprised me. idk maybe it’s just my preference or bc it was Live Rosin. anyways the flower was definitely good 8/10. aftertastes of peanut linger in ur mouth and that tingly feeling hits you a few minutes after smoking. side note: i personally deal with migraines and pain behind my eyes (like pressure building up). some strains make that feeling worse tbh but i find this to NOT be the case here :) my face doesn’t feel swollen when smoking and the tinglyness and euphoria last **hope the review was detailed enough. stay safe and smoke good 👍🏽
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