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Recent Reviews2 total

Purple Thai

2/25/2024
I’m going through a divorce along with enough other traumas: got served divorce papers in front of a school PTO zoom meeting, my dad passed away and I watched him actually pass away, hit by a semi truck that totaled my beautiful car, my husband retitled the car on HIS name to claim the insurance check and so on and so on and omg so much to dump into the tire fire already! And I’m handling it, but just barely. He is pushing all my limits. I do not appreciate that. And he has a married girlfriend out in the open. It’s messy and not my scene. But he’s feeling himself these days, so good for him! Cool guy, rad dad #1, using Rogaine, seggc as hell. Buttons close to popping off his shirt 👕 too much! But omg everything is so close in sequence that you wonder if life will ever be joyful again? And what the hell is this nonsense going on right now? Am I a bad person? What’s going on right now? Seriously. I’m in heck. But just for a few minutes. I’ll make it out eventually and thrive. I have to. One day lol. So if you feel something or can relate to some aspect of the above: PURPLE THAI IS THE ANTIDOTE TO AN OVERWHELMING TIME OF UNCERTAINTY! Brought my joy back. I mean I still feel the same, I have a brighter, laidback, more uplifted attitude to problem solving. And that allows me to enjoy fun time with my homies. Two puffs is all it takes. This is a special strain. Therapeutic first, then fun is right on it way too! And doesn’t make you sleepy but you also don’t feel like you’re running around all day. You can do either or on Purple Thai. ✨💜✨Purple Thai ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ This is a magical strain and I hope to find more of it asap. It’s top tier, medicinally. Hoard up whatever you find in Purple Thai. That’s what I’d do if I could find any near me. And I’m a Dr. so get to it! Be joyful! Make good things happen!
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feelings
FocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedUplifted

Florida Cake

11/2/2022
So with all the different “cake” varieties out there…not to mention cookies, runtz, zkittles and gelato based strains: Florida Cake is my #1 Cake variety. It’s just so breezy and genuinely calm, focused and appropriately energized top tier fun. (Lemon Cake is my Second Fave Cake strain…Not Lemon Cake OG. Plain old kickass Lemon Cake. It’s top tier fun!) as is Florida Cake! I felt internally like a real life “Florida Man/Woman”-and externally I felt like I was legit on Miami Beach not GAF, enjoying life, thankfully and existing at a totally centered, person of personal perfection! Like the confidence INTERNALLY, again lol, of a legit “Florida Man/Woman” but externally I still emit a “Wisconsin Gal” Vibe. This seems to be a rare gem-I purchased 2x1g bags just to sample it out. Grab it if you see it. It’s a bright strain!
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EuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted