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I don't know if this is the exact strain I smoked yesterday or not, but whatever I smoked had a similar name and pinned me to the couch for a few hours. Fire!

Partaken through an oilpen. Each hit was equivalent to three bongloads. This will get you stoooooooooned.

This stuff was harsh on the throat, but get past that and you will have an intense, paranoid high that lasts for a couple hours, after just 2-3 tokes.

This was the first cart I got for Gunny, my pen. Made me cough, though after that it was instant paranoia that lasted for two minutes, followed by an intense stone.

One of those places that scans your DL for whatever reason. One time I went they wanted my phone number. Give them a dummy number and you'll be fine. Their product and pricing are top-notch - easily the best weed in Tacoma.

Paired it with a dank PNW IPA while listening to LPs and watching selections from Ken Burns' "Civil War." I tried to fight it but resistance was futile. When I passed out it was like someone pulling the plug. Watch out!

I went from zero to paranoid in six seconds after a few puffs of this stuff. Watch out!

Named for the wrong Marvel character - rather than Bruce Banner, it should be called Professor X, because it left me paralyzed and with what seemed augmented mental powers. Do not smoke before operating any machinery bigger than a TV remote control.

Based on THC numbers I thought that this would be a paranoia inducer. Instead, I felt a wave of pessimism and resignation. My understanding is that this strain is named for the Ewoks of "Return of the Jedi" fame because of the furry nature of the buds, though perhaps the name reflects the cynicism many Star Wars fans felt after their introduction to characters who were meant to sell action figures and lunch boxes.

Wow - now I know what early-onset Alzheimer's feels like. Dutch Treat will leave you paranoid, confused, panicky, and anxious. Very intense, don't go one toke over the line.