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“Say hello to my little friend!” Tony Montana hits your head like a fast-talking mob boss—no small talk, just straight business. Within minutes, your eyes feel like they’ve entered a soft-focus filter, and suddenly, fixing everything in your life feels not only possible but inevitable. Broken dishwasher? Solved. World peace? Give you five minutes. Then, just as you’re about to draft a TED Talk in your notes app, the high gently taps you on the shoulder and whispers, “How about we just… relax instead?” Boom—pain gone, tension gone, and all you want to do is sink into the couch with a good book. (Yes, a book. Who knew Tony Montana was a reader?) For the inexperienced dabber, this strain might be a bit much—it’s the Al Pacino of sativas, after all—but for the rest of us? It’s the perfect Saturday-at-home companion. No errands, no obligations, just a haze of productivity followed by pure, chill bliss. Tony Montana doesn’t knock you out; it keeps you cozy and awake enough to enjoy doing absolutely nothing. 9/10—Would let this mob boss run my weekend again.

Tropical Trainwreck: All Aboard the Giggle Express First things first—this strain doesn’t mess around. Tropical Trainwreck is like hopping on a party train with no brakes. I vaped it, and BAM—sweet tropical flavors rolled in like a fruity beach wave. Hit this right before heading into a restaurant, and suddenly, you’re the life of the party (even if it’s just you and your fries). The euphoria is instant—like someone hit your happy button—and the giggles? Oh, they’re coming for you. Everything’s funny, even that random chair in the corner. Plus, the food? It’s like tasting it for the first time. Five stars to that smash burger I devoured. What makes this strain special? No paranoia, no jitters, no “Oh no, did I leave the stove on?!” It’s all chill, but definitely not for newbies—this is for the pros who can handle a little whoa. Pain? Gone. Mood? Lifted. Motivation? Well, you’ll have enough to play a game, snack, and giggle, but that’s about it. Tropical Trainwreck is your ticket to a good late-afternoon trip, where the only stops are Fun Town and Snacksville.

Took a bit but felt it to the head. Eventually felt this happiness creep up. Playing a game earlier , kept losing. Was irritated eventually calmed down once the strain kicked in. Felt talkative. Then shortly after dropped off mental euphoria feeling , and you just feel semi foggy. Best way to describe the feel. We dab on a regular basis. This was very middle of the road for a while. Coughy, gas taste. Dab, supernova (WA).

Long lasting giggles to being super relaxed total body. Novice and experienced users this is a good one. Definitely having this in my stash all the time. Smoke too much and you’ll be couch locked. But giggly.

Badder Dab. Smoked this first thing in the morning. You can feel it slowly creep up into the mind first. I had all these thoughts but somehow I was able to put them on paper and it made sense. Euphoria. I started making a reel of my dog , if that tells you the type of creativity that it sparked and determined to get it done NOOWW. There was a slight body tingling. slight slight sensation. I can see if you smoke a little to much, you get couch locked or end up walking around in circles accomplishing nothing. I love this part of the high as well. It has the best of both. In the beginning of the smoke and in a low dose it’s amazing to lift your mood and motivation also help iron out kinks in your thought processes. No pain, no headache, no anxiety, no nausea, no heart racing. I’m hungry and wanna Netflix and chill now, GOOD STUFF

Not for the novice. Ready for bed ? Slowly forget your sorrows. Stare at your phone screen or watch a funny movie till you slowly sink into a blissful state of total relaxation. This is your strain. Body pain, not there. Stressed out overthinking not there. Just relax and sleep. The sleepiness comes on slowly but when it does be ready for bed. I smoke this as a “I’m ready for my mind to be numb and bed.” Good stuff.

Not a novice strain. I smoked this as a wake and bake. I don’t think I would use it for first morning use. mid morning-yes. Or early afternoon. This feels slightly heavier than a sativa for me. Did this in a dab form. Don’t get me wrong it’s amazing and definitely a strain I want in my stash at all times. euphoria kicks in, I have a race of things in my mind I want to do. I feel I can tackle the world. It went to my head first. feeling it in my eyes shortly after. It goes down to the body but you just notice your pains gone. Now I’ve been motivated to make a video of my dog. Lol. My body feels relaxed. Whatever morning body ache I had gone. Hope everyone gets to enjoy this.

Heavy strain, hits quick. Be ready to sleep. Pain, stress, relax, heavy eyes, nausea. Out like a light. Great for the knockout punch. Newbies beware, daily users will like it.

Dab , by skord- Slow creep to the face eyes then head, feeling it between the eyes. All while I’m feeling the motivation and focus to do things like , clean and organize. But then I feel this fuzzy in the head, but still somewhat focused. Noticed my body became more relaxed and I still want to do things. Folding sheets, clothes and putting them up 😱 yea, it’s a nice day strain. I see if you smoke too much you can get Stoney. I like it and will get this again.

Clear headed high. You feel task oriented. Like focused on arranging things or cleaning something. Super focused. mood so so, I’m focused but not giggly at this time. Dab