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Good God the Monster Cookies though! I'm about a regular here and today so many happy and friendly customers - well, no wonder. Back pain and hardcore anxiety melted away. ty!

I just made it here for the first time from North Phoenix today. All the checkpoints you'd hope for- knowledgeable, friendly and helpful staff, well manicured and potent flower, and prices to keep you coming back as well. FTP special got me a free gram, and their Harle-Tsu strain is perfect. ( High CBD that looks, smells, tastes and feels right how I hoped it would ) Shout out to the crew, I'll make that 30 mile journey again for the kickass way you take the time for the patients and maintain the perfect balance of professionalism and good prices.

True to it's name, this Time Lord delivered. Within one meager puff from a small one hit batter, the amount of smoke exhaled seemed far too great for what I had consumed. I was rendered immobile as my couch became a Tardis and I tried desperately to simply *watch television*. I admit that I have a lower tolerance, but I am no stranger to the herb, so this took me a bit by surprise! I had to remind myself on occasion that this is just indicative of a strong and well crafted product, of which I had read reviews that it may come with some time dilation. Once I remembered that ( T+40 minutes? ) I got much more relaxed and enjoyed the ride. Continuing through the day I got reminders that I'd imbibed in something special, and maybe for ME, next time I will go a little lighter on it!! I have to say, once I accepted the headspace I got to occupy this morning, I truly loved it. I was merely surprised by it's impressive depth of effect :D

My first trip in was for the FTP special, which was great to help buffer the cost of my card. Buy one get one can't be beat. Budtender was super friendly and helpful, and basically let me check out a ton of display jars and discussed options to assist with my pain management. I only knew I wanted to try Blue Cheese and was open to suggestion for the free 8th, where she offered up Rude Boi. Both strains are epic and I've saved some to just get to experience them again! I liked the guards presence outside. Non-invasive, but made me feel like I was relatively secure going to my car with a fresh quarter. Thanks Greenhouse!