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Recent Reviews10 total

Planted Provisioning - Recreational

9/12/2022
The bud tenders here are super nice and always very helpful. It had been a while since my first visit there - and they still remembered that they owed me the penny pre-roll they had been out of. They have some of the best mid-tier buds I have seen in dispensaries. Good prices on carts. I always enjoy stopping here when I visit my sister.

Melonade

5/18/2021
This is a pretty fantastic strain. I got it in a cartridge by Church. While I can't say that it makes me energized like the other reviews - it doesn't put me to sleep like most seem to. The vapor from the product smells and tastes very nice. It is pretty sweet. It's a very functional and clear-headed high. I will definitely get more in the future if it is available.
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Cinderella's Dream

2/13/2019
Definitely a wonderful strain. Gives a nice, clear, clean, high - without weighing you down. Only downside was a VERY dry mouth. Otherwise I couldn't find any issue with it. The buds were nice sized, looked great, and had a nostalgic smell to them. Definitely recommend this one if you can find it.

Gold Rush

8/30/2018
This was an odd strain for me. Hard to find any solid information on it anywhere, even here. Our supplier told us that their version of Gold Rush was a sativa dominant hybrid; while in the other limited bits of info I could find - it was called an indica. The smell of this particular strain is SO hard pinpoint. There's hints of fruitiness, red berries, a little spiciness or some black peppery notes. The taste of this one goes right along with the smell. Probably one of the more unique smelling and tasting strains I've experienced. The buds are big, dense-yet-fluffy, very fragrant, and there are lots of gold/amber hairs reaching out from the middle. They break up pretty nicely too, for how sticky it seems. Doesn't gum up my grinder - which I like. The buds have a good yield. A smaller piece ground up into 2 good sized bowls. The effects aren't as potent as you might want, but it's a good strain nonetheless. Pretty clear-headed, but still definitely buzzed in both head and body. It's not a couchlock while you're up, but after it wears off I am VERY tired.
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Tahoe OG

7/19/2018
Tahoe had become a staple in our stash. Perfect strain for a good night's sleep, and I'm also now realizing how effective it is for migraines, which I have often to the point of being stuck in bed. Smoked a bowl after the pain and nausea got too intense and within 15min I was hungry and able to function a bit better. I can't smoke this one all the time, but I love to keep some handy.
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Blue Dream

4/1/2015
Probably one of THE BEST strains I've acquired recently. It looked great, smelled great, and it has a very clean and sweet taste. Clean smoke - doesn't make you cough much or burn your throat/lungs. We've been having the unfortunate circumstance of only having access to VERY heavy indica strains - and it's like 2-3 hits and I'm ready for bed; even in the middle of the day. Blue Dream is one of the first strains we've had in probably 8-9 months now where I don't feel like taking a nap 10min after we come back inside the house. GREAT bud for when you need to get stuff done during the daytime.
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Goo

2/15/2015
I enjoy this sticky, dense bud. I find that I come across less and less strains that have a good stickiness to them as times goes on. Goo tastes good when you smoke it and hits you relatively fast - but then keeps coming on and on for a good 10-15 minutes after. Miracle for my migraine-induced nausea. Within mere minutes I went from feeling like I could throw up to feeling pretty hungry with no lingering nausea. Downsides to this one are a bit odd - at least for me. I felt a brief few moments of paranoia, which I don't normally have issues with. Also I seem to cough...a LOT...but not while smoking. For about 20-30 minutes after I'm done smoking I notice myself coughing over and over. I tend to lose my train of thought and forget that I was about to do something. This is definitely a strain that is preferred at night because it's extremely sleepy.
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Trainwreck

2/15/2015
I'm giving this one 5 stars solely because it is AMAZING for my migraines. It's a pretty good strain otherwise. The high is quick onset and pretty heavy at first but I find it tapers off quite fast; altho it's a pleasant comedown, nonetheless. Initially you feel productive but as the high progresses you feel more and more like you're wearing a lead vest. Eventually you want to give in and take a nap/go to bed. I find this strain has a bad track record for giving me VERY dry eyes and a dry mouth. Definitely a strain that will have you keeping your Visine handy. Not necessarily big for munchies, at least that I found...which is a definite plus in my book as I don't like to eat my high away. The buds I have right now are pretty dense and vary in size from small to fairly large. Basic green color with reddish orange hairs. Doesn't look impressive at all for kifing tho. I can't really pick anything notable out of the smell. It's kinda grassy and earthy but not overly pungent.
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Death Star

2/15/2015
This strain was a priority for me when I had it. At the time I had 2 other strains and found myself going back to this one more than the others. The buds were dense and it was VERY skunky. Even in a medicine bottle inside of a jar that was in a drawer - my bedroom was "fragrant". Very powdery too...my collection tray was pretty stocked after I went thru the few grams I had. The info here says it's a slow onset but I found the opposite to be true. It hit hard and fast. Knocks you on your ass the first few times you smoke it. The high for me was extremely potent and heavy. I almost just went to bed after the first time I smoked it because it made me soooo lethargic. After I managed to pull out of feeling like I had been sewn to my couch - I wanted to eat the entirety of the contents of my kitchen. That strain may very well have aided in me gaining 5lbs I really didn't need/want. I'd definitely buy this strain again in a heartbeat...I just have to make sure my pantry/fridge are empty.
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Grape Ape

2/15/2015
The few batches of Grape Ape that I have tried over the last 3-4 months have been pretty solid. However I did not notice any distinct grape fragrance or purple leafy matter. It was usually just a slightly darker green than usual with a more lemony/piney smell. Good effect overall - but it couchlocked me BIG TIME. I much prefer this as a late night smoke to help me get to sleep. Only real negative to this, for me, was that it made us cough like maaaad. I usually have a pretty decent tolerance for coughing but this stuff had me hacking and choking - even when we vaporized some herb.
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