Floyd's Fine Cannabis on Broadway
9/16/2017
WOW! Amazing! Who would have thought a dispensary in Portland would be such a gigantic waste of time and snarky attitude. But this place has risen to the occasion.
For last 3 days I had been looking at one of the flowers they had listed on their menu and read the reviews, so when I got paid, I planned to head out to this place from downtown, and in the opposite direction of where I live in the SW. Hop on the Max for a 15 min trip then another 15 min walk and boom! I'd be in possession of a killer Sativa. Get to the place and noticed they moved upstairs so was let in by a very nice woman and went to the counter to get the green. They guy who helped me seemed friendly at first, but when I asked for the kind I wanted, he said they didn't have it. I pulled out this very app and showed it to him listed in their menu. He made some lame excuse about how busy they'd been and while they had it on premises, it wasn't entered into the computer. I refrained from suggesting that if he had time to dance behind the counter, which he was doing when I entered, maybe if he'd taken the few minutes to enter the item into the computer. Instead, I said that didn't seem right and every other business of all kinds are required to provide the product if advertised. Guess he missed that part of business ethics class. He did offer to remove it from the menu "if it will make you feel better". Could he have BEEN any bigger of a xxxxx (you know the adjectives that could fit this), and I told him that was a pretty smart
a$$€d comment to a customer. He didn't seem to mind so much about his comment or the fact that I wasted about an hour, round trip, to get from where I work and back, which was the time I wasted for false advertising. What could one do but just leave? I didn't want whatever else he was pushing just to get rid of, I went there specifically for that strain.
Funny thing is, he has since had time to remove it from the menu on Leafy after I left yet he couldn't muster up the time to enter it into the computer. Don't have just love it?
Thing is, I've been there before, when I lived closer to the area and when they were downstairs. They had a great, unassuming space and vibe compared to the showier places around town so before I left to go there, I resigned myself to the hour long round trip because if past experiences with them. But the dancing xxxx who "helped", and I use that term extremely lightly, me has soured me to them from now on.
Good riddance to bad rubbish, as they say.