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I just inhaled about half of this turkey bag of a balloon I’m using as a replacement bag for my Arizer Extreme Q. It has been about ten minutes since I first began. It’s really difficult to place a smell or taste with this one. The herby taste of the weed comes through strong and there might possibly be a fruity faint afterscent that shows up slightly. Slightly. It’s smooth. Not any coining at all so far. I’m approaching Level 1 right now. I’ve had terrible sciatica pain, as well as wisdom tooth pain for the past week and a half. I get the wisdom teeth removed tomorrow! And I’ve got some major anxiety worked up over that. So far, I feel a bit of tingling in my head and behind my eyes. It’s a good pressure that accompanies it, too. Looking forward to any time-dilation effects like I’ve experienced in Forbidden Fruit — or was it Zkittles? Anyway, still waiting. I’m starting to feel a slight heaviness come over my chest and arms now. Maybe two minutes after I wrote the last paragraph. It’s soothing and comforting. Feels like it’s trying to be an all-body internal hug. Now, my legs feel tingly when I move them from my recliner. Fun. Oh yeah, I still have to finish the rest of this bag! If it also helps, I vaporized the flower at 392°F on the lowest fan speed, F1. It feels really good to stretch my legs and back. That was lovely. My sciatic nerve is still pissed off, though. Ok. About seven minutes later, this is starting to get good. I just felt a deep plunging wave of deep relaxation wash over my chest. That was cool. Still a quarter of the first balloon left. Ok. Kind of weird but I feel slightly lighter now. And my vision has actually cleared of almost sharpened a bit. No doubt my pupils are relaxing and causing more light to enter than normal as I sit here with all the lights off and only one window uncovered with no curtains at mid-afternoon three days before Christmas, 2020. Now I feel normal again. Weird. Ok. Now I’ve got some pretty good muscle relaxation on my neck going on. Accompanied by a soothing warm feeling spreading around my chest. I thought I was starting to feel stoned for a few seconds, but no. I think I was just really remembering what it felt like. We’re approaching 30 minutes since I first inhaled. Feeling focused and still a little anxious about tomorrow, but nothing major. Feels like my baseline anxiety level, which is normal for me. Just a bit of chest tightness from that anxiety. I just felt my ankles and my feet tingle. Not sure if it’s weed, or the beginnings of deep vein thrombosis from sitting so much and so long. Going to stand up and warm up my lunch. I haven’t eaten anything at all today and it’s now 3:10 p.m. 3:39 now. And I just sat down from getting in touch with an old high school classmate, get down on the floor to play with my corgi, and then go to the fridge to finally warm up my leftover fettuccine Alfredo from last night. Starting my second balloon soon. Feeling pretty good. It’s alright. It’s light. Nothing keeping me stuck on the couch other than the nice warmth of this heating pad on my lower back. But. The microwave is beeping at me. Time to stir. Both the flower in the vaporizer bowl, as well as my noodles in the microwave. Second balloon is almost done ready to go. It’s sailing at full wind sock! Its 4:00. Feeling like I’ve finally hit Level 1. Relaxed. But focused. Feelin chill. But also feel like I could maybe do the dishes. But right now I just want to be lazy and stay right here. 4:29 p.m. it has taken two whole balloons but I am feeling like I am nearing Level 2 or at it. 4:35 p.m. more head high kicking in. Warm pressure in my chest. I don’t feel my sciatic nerve at all. I’m super chill, tingly, and all of my sinuses just got super clear for a few seconds. I could feel the involuntary muscles pulling and stretching way up my nose. That was cool. 5:15 p.m. it’s definitely a light and energized head high. No time dilation yet, but after balloon 3, the balloons are much clearer. Keep in mind my balloons are about three times as large as the ones that come with it. So I’ve inhaled the equivalent of nine balloons of vapor off of 0.2 grams of Candy Jack. That particular grind had been kept sealed in a little ziploc bag for the past six months so it’s a little dried. Time to grind one of the vacuum sealed flowers. I’m sure the effect will be very different. Four out of Five Stars. It could have been a little stronger, and that would’ve increased its score to a five. My personal top favorite Strains So Far: 1. Blue Dream. 2. Purple Punch. 3. King Louis XIII. 4. Northern Lights. 5. Candy Jack