Trulieve - North Fort Myers
7/26/2020
Worst customer service and the grimmest store front. Its unbelievable how long it took for these cerebral superstars to get rid of the nasty, stained chairs they had been using.
The best part is customer service.
A) The entire staff thinks they are too good for their chosen job and their customer base. *
B) their product availability is hit and miss. **
C) sometimes the flower consistency is hit and miss. One day white buffalo is potent and volumous, then magically, 2 or 3 days later it's kreft ridden, pithy and unrollable.
Thus, about 15% - 20% of your smoke is lost to running.
D) a lack of potency and narrow with regards to spectrum. A limited effect.
E) you cant depend on them. Ordering conveniently online is a farse. Too much disappointment, and at times pure, intentional, greed driven deception. I used them exclusively for tincture. Tincture can be more cost effective and help the cost effectiveness of other modes of delivery. DESPITE BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF THEIR OWN PITHY WEED THEY GROW, TRULIEVE $TOPPED, $ELLING TINCTURE WITHOUT WARNING. There is no indication they plan to $ell tincture again
* Now, about that "stellar" customer service:
All I can say is, is, ... well... let's look arty the bright side,... i believe the taller guy that works at trulieve... you know... the taller guy with the goofy hair cut is the one and only: "FLOUNCY RUNNER" hailing outta south cape coral at 6'1" and 48 lbs. And brimming with his first blast of pseudo authority. This genius thinks he has product in his store that I'd be willing to assume the extra costs and strife of going to wait in my car because trulieve won't do any thing about this grimy, undersized, storefront, he is infinitely mistaken. In the words of Jim Morrison, " YEAAAH RIGGGHHTTT." "Con con con".
Please frequent this store and buy their over priced, often kreftl ridden weed. The flouncy runner's sense of self worth depends on customer stupidity.
Oh yes! Let's not forget the little general. You'll know her by her Napoleonic stance as she si locked in critical analysis mode with her hands behind her back. So Precious!
This is the anti-dispensary.