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Apple Fritter

9/24/2024
TL;DR: Strain is 🔥 Eat graham crackers while smoking this, the flavor combo will blow your mind right before this strain sends you to the Twilight Zone. This will 100 percent be my next grow. In small to moderate doses for a seasoned canna veteran it's calming but won't put your lights out, I'm still able to do chores and other grown up nonsense without being forgetful. In higher doses it won't put you to sleep but you'll have crazy meditation experiences. Low and slow with my Pax and even these cheap sungrown smalls are tasting fruity and buttery 10 minutes in. Reminds me of a sweet White Widow, which was amazing for my chronic migraines. Pairs INCREDIBLY well with graham crackers before, during, and after the smoke session. Eating graham crackers while toking was extra special since it tasted like an apple crisp.
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HappyRelaxedUplifted

Planet Red

5/16/2024
Commenting on the Alien Labs exotic grow: TLDR; Absolutely loved this one! See it? Giiiiit eeeeet! In my experience Alien Labs/Connected flower has always been hype canna in my opinion. Never been impressed by anything I've gotten from them before, especially for the price. I wanted terps and terps were indeed delivered. The terpene profile on this fantastic. I refrain from defining experiences and effects usually since it's different for us all, but this is probably the herb from Half-Baked. Daily med toker and this stuff packs a punch in small amounts via my dry herb vape.
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EuphoricFocusedRelaxedUplifted

Sugar Cube Pre-Rolls 4g 4-pack

2/14/2021
Haven't even smoked it and I can tell it's overpriced. I get better stuff from home grower friends for free. Dry AF, hardly any smell. No further review needed. I didn't buy this strain but it's probably all the same judging by the other review. Don't want bad reviews? Do better Cabana.

Jilly Bean 1 Gram Vape Cartridge

12/12/2020
Smooth vape for the first quarter of it but that's about it. First time, last time customer. Horrendous experience. Cart itself is clogged as can be at about 1/2 use and I ended up with a bunch of resin or something on my lips one day. I can say I've not had as many problems with a cartridge as I have with a Kingpen cart. This cart tastes like candy at the front but the mid before exhales tastes like I just walked through a waste disposal center with my mouth open and funky tasting waxy flavor at the exhale. Horrible taste mixed in with candy throws me off but that could just be me. Not a fan of this effects of this one when the sativa kicks in at the end. Not uplifted just left with racing thoughts and stuck in my head a bit which is what I'm trying to get away from. So this was a bust from a brand and a strain standpoint for me. Just from problems I've had with the cart alone I will stick to spending the extra $10 for a grower I know.

Hellfire OG

10/18/2020
There's no need to keep going with new strains. Stop here. The game is done. I've paid big bucks for some private reserve kush and somehow a $10 preroll from Glasshouse makes it obsolete. The terpene profile of this is AMAZING. Smell, taste, exhale, effect all 10/10. This should be in every dispensary at all times.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricRelaxedUplifted

Hellfire OG

10/18/2020
Glasshouse continues to amaze. This is the kush to end all kush. Nuff said.

Papaya Punch

10/11/2020
Terpenes make all the difference. Great resin from F/eld. Kick back, relax, sink your teeth into whatever laid back activity you're doing. Creeps up the back of your neck into your head and the relaxation blossoms from there. This concentrate in particular is pretty indica leaning. A heavy dose has, myself in particular, gotten me into a couchlock state which I wasn't planning for but very much welcome every now and again. Only downside is dry eyes.
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RelaxedSleepy

Alien Bubba

10/9/2020
I don't even know if I'd call this kush. Perfect body and head high, tasty to boot. Unlike every other kush I've had this doesn't get my mind racing or make me super emotional so I was very hesitant to try it but with a name like Alien Bubba how could I say no? I'm high strung and empathic so this keeps me loose, ready for action, and able to deal with just my feelings for a change. It's something out of this world that's for sure. Boatloads of strains out there I can't keep up with them all and most of them are garbage but AB rises to the top for therapeutic effects. Light amounts throughout the day allow me to be functional with some energizing effects not from the herb but from finally feeling good. Heavy amounts have not left me sleepy but euphoric, slightly stoney, and feeling no pain. Make sure to grab some healthy snacks because you will be eating everything in sight.
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CreativeEuphoricHungryRelaxed

Fig Face

5/27/2020
Definitely leaves your eyelids heavy in high doses. This particular farm made a masterpiece of flower. The batch I had was purple and so sticky I didn't dare use my fingers to break it up. Scraped it off my grinder for days. A decent amount of terpenes here makes for such a gentle high at 18% THC that can ease you into your seat and stick you there all night if you're not paying attention, even for a seasoned toker. I'll take a lower THC, stickier herb any day but that is only my personal preference. Also, to note, this strain is somehow almost identical to one of my all time faves, Flo.

The Sweeties #7 Pre-Roll 1g

5/17/2020
Disclaimer I didn't have this particular strain, White Tahoe Cookies here, but the experience was enough to leave me wanting less. Way overpriced IMO. The good - Totally decent looking, light green in color, tasty, relaxing, leaves you a bit aloof. The bad - It wasn't very aromatic, not sticky in the slightest. Bad sign out the gate. Usually my tamping tool is covered in all kinds of goodness when packing a bowl in my dry herb vape but no luck here. Half gram bowl, I took 10 pulls at 380° and it was used up. That typically lasts me into the next day. A $7 pre-roll with a $13 glass tube for a $20 price tag. For $2 less I could have gotten a joint dipped in oil and rolled in keef. I will be passing on 710 Labs flower from now on.