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Recent Reviews14 total

Glass Slipper

12/30/2017
Call me Cinderella cause this strain hits just right. I loved the dense fruity smell as soon as I opened the jar, and it tasted even better upon exhalation! I would consider it a creeper however, as 10 minutes later I find myself standing in the middle of the living room writing this review... Im just plain happy, feeling fuzzy in the limbs, clear headed, and got the munchies. 9/10 only because smoke cloud is kind of sparse, not nice and milky, but I'm just nitpicking at this point. I'm STONED. :)
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Strawberry Banana

10/25/2017
This is one of the few strains where you'll feel the high bursting out of your brain and down your spine. Tastes amazing like berries and if you're not careful you can end up too high and couch locked before you know it. (not speaking from experience or anything lol). It's a lovely green hue with some orange/red accent colors and chock full of sticky trichromes. I'm grinning but peaceful, no anxiety or body pain here. Very stoney if that's what you're after. 5/5 also because it seems to be lasting forever. Hooray for indica genetics like these.
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Candy Jack

10/18/2017
First of all, this strain is no doubt an offspring of Jack Herer. It only took me about 5 puffs from a pipe to feel its dizzying effects and sudden happiness kick in. At the same time, there's a small body tingle eminating from my spine out to my extremities. Perfect for those seeking daytime pain/depression relief. Only downside is I got too dizzy and went hazy for about 30 minutes. No worries though, awoke feeling refreshed and light as a cloud.
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Forbidden Fruit

10/8/2017
I got this strain from PALS Collective in Bishop, Ca. and let me tell you... never have I had such a tasty strain. Some may call it cherry or fruity, but it's 100% Grapefruit. It's a very purple bud to the core and chock full of orange calyxes and frosty trichromes. It's beautiful to look at, smell, but treats you even better. An Indica dominant strain, this will make you smile and lose track of time and pain while lifting your body into euphoria. I'm glad this strain is gaining popularity, it deserves to be a legendary strain.
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Sour Chem

9/25/2017
This blew my high tolerance for THC right out the window with two bong hits. My anxiety is gone and there isn't a care in the world. Body feels comfortable and fuzzy, my head is flying and my chores are doing themselves. Couldn't be a more perfect strain for getting it done. Pungent Pinesol and Diesel aroma yet a very smooth, milky smoke. Glad I went for a 1/4oz of this before it sold out.
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Gelato

8/8/2017
Gelato grown by the Kind Bros After just 1/2 bowl, Gelato has my head feeling like a fuzzy balloon and music sounds amazing. Not groggy at all, or cloudy, everything is clear but your happiness is sure to soar to epic heights and you'll love a nice snack after smoking too.
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Northern Wreck

8/3/2017
We packed a bowl of this extremely sticky bud in the car and hotboxed it.. about 10 minutes later I wasn't sure where I was or how to get home. Very heavy head high and tingly body high that follows. A short time after I walked inside I melted into the couch and woke up at 3:46 am to eat some cookies with milk. 11/10. It lives up to the 'Wreck' part of the name for sure.
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Silverback Gorilla

7/18/2017
My budtender told me there was a sale on certain strains that were 25/eighth, so I reluctantly walked over (cause that's usually the weaker/older buds) but was fascinated to find that these weren't inferior strains by any means. I picked this one cause the name is fantastic and I love gorillas. As soon as I got home I smoked a bowl to unwind; and boy did I! It's a perfect blend of indica/sativa effects with my head flying and my body sedated. I can feel the music playing and my mood has become increasingly cheerful. I love the taste and high!
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Mendo Breath

7/11/2017
Wow. Finally an indica that does exactly as advertised. Back and knee pain gone, body waves of super soft static, sleepiness, and the munchies like a mofo. Mendo Breath goes a long way with just a few rips as I am currently on hit #3 from a water pipe and can't feel a thing and am amazed at the sound of the cars passing by, sirens, and crickets. Perfect indica high for users seeking pain relief, just don't use in the day. It had me glued to the ground staring at my phone for 1.5 hours. lol 10/10 would smoke again.
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Pineapple Express

6/14/2017
Silver State Relief came through with the dopest dope I eva smoked. Perfect high for getting things done or surviving a road trip. The effects hit harder than a brick wall but beware, you'll need a tall Piña Colada to keep your mouth from drying.