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Smoked a blunt of this after work one day at a friends house, about 15 minutes later I needed to use the restroom, so I went, did my business, and was getting ready to walk out when I said “wait, I feel like I’m forgetting something.” Then I remembered, I had to wash my hands, as that’s what most normal people do after they use the bathroom. In my intoxicated state, I could not for the life of me figure out how to operate my friends sink (it was one of those really weird fancy ones). Being the resourceful person I am, I thought of a better alternative and opted to get into my friends shower and proceeded to wash my hands, in the shower, fully clothed. Only after my friend came banging on the door asking what I was doing did I realize what I was actually doing and how ridiculous it was. 10/10 would smoke again.

Smoked some before bed and woke up a few hours later with a bowl of uncooked Mac n cheese in bed next to me, I still don’t remember what happened.