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Silver Pearl is a beautiful flower, a sativa dominant hybrid with just enough of an indica kick to sit you down. My batch came in small to medium sized nugz that literally stuck to the LID of the jar. Bustling with a microscopic milky way of trich coverage and sprouting more red hairs at odd angles than a ginger on his 14th birthday, the Silver Pearl lives up to its name with its opaque appearance and rarity on most menus. It smokes just as great as it looks, with a slightly skunky taste and smell, and just a snapper at a time to keep from choking to death. It hits hard and immediate, leaving you swearing that you just ripped a heavy indica at first, until you realize that you just spent the past hour with a slack jaw trying to figure out how to harness the power of the "sphere" for the good of mankind. Do not pass up Silver Pearl if it crosses your path.

The Ogre stomps out of the jar in large healthy nugs, dark overall in nature with deep forest greens and wild shoots of dark orange-brown hairs from every nook. It breaks down easily and its sweet lemony pine kush aroma only gets stronger as you get into the heart of the bud. A nice even burn, just harsh enough to let you know its there, with an equally pleasant release, followed by an almost instant need to sit down and watch Family Guy. A couchlock strain for me, perfect for nights and weekends. Priced right around here locally, its a great great nug that might not belong on the highest Top Shelf, but is in a class of its own @ 50-55.

Came across a new batch of the Mendo Purps, from a new collective I had never visited, so I had to scoop some up. I've previously hd this strain from two other sources, and have enjoyed and appreciated it quite a bit each time. But this latest batch takes the cake. Large, golf ball sized nugs, deeeeeeeeeeeep purple lots of orange, and just tip to twig in diamondlike trich. Fruity as hell, I just love this stuff.

I've been hanging onto this GFR now for a few weeks, just cant seem to bring myself to choose it over the other strains I've had on hand. I did grind some down and vape it the other night, which was light years better than piping this foul smelling flower. I gotta admit, it does the trick, its a dumdum high for a good chunk of time.

Snowcap has become part of my regular rotation, as my sativa of choice. I still pop for others from time to time, but I try to always have some Snowcap in my cabin! A great blend of all the qualities you look for in a good smoke. My next mission is to find some from some different sources for comparison.

Though not a fan of hybrids in general, I do scoop up some Blue Dream from time to time, usually in the form of a pre-roll - when I just need to get giggly. Bright green, almost florescent, always fruity always saturated in sugary crystals...red-bearded blueberry bastard I tell ya.. Not sure what it is about this strain, but it leaves me laughing at the stupidest shit all night long, then ZONK out like a light.

I've had a few samples of J1 now, from a few different collectives, and I gotta say, its just a really nice, well-balanced strain. Known for its spicy characteristics, a well-grown JackHerer bud will carry a flavor all its own. A perfect bud for a nice two to three bowl sesh when you aren't quite ready to "clock out" mentally for the day just yet. Certainly not the type of weed to knock your socks off, just a sweet spicy mellow ride, like surfing at Christmastime

OGiesel is the famed love child of kush chemdawg and some super skunk, and it hits like an 18wheeler in 5th gear. An immediate, but all-too-fast head rush gave way to a very relaxing body high that I am still riding now almost an hour after that 1st bowl. Nothing really to write home about as far as appearance - fluffier nugs, probably 4 stars in appearance. Denser and sugarier of course at their hearts. Flavor has that skunk intensity backed up by a slight piney aftertaste. Despite the similarities in the name, I would find it hard to compare this strain with any Diesel/Sour Diesel that I've come across. All in all, I think I'll save this batch for just before dinnertime and bedtime. Its a bit of a kicker.

I just LOVE me some Master Kush! The perfect blend of everything I look for in a good smoke. Always tightly bound buds teeming with sparkling trichrome, with that unmistakably kushy pine smell. The best samples of Master Kush hit hard and fast, both high and low, and taste absolutely amazing on exhale. A drawn-out gentle ride awaits, lending itself to your particular mood. Wanna chill out and play video games? Perfect. Wanna blaze and head out to a get together with friends? Perfect. Wanna eat funyuns and drink mountain dew until you puke? Perrrfect.

Wow this weed stinks! Its a musty, dank, sour smell...like ammonia and wet mossy tree bark. A dark nug, dusted heavily, but with short, almost unnoticeable light colored hairs barely breaking the surface. Very sticky when breaking up, it packs nicely and burns slow, giving off a pungent smoke almost identical in flavor as the nug is in aroma. A creeping warmth and comfort follow, and just a few healthy tokes left me melted for nearly 2 hours. Not for lightweights in my opinion, but a must-try for connoisseurs like myself. To quote an actual Romulan, Rakal Vreenak: "Dude I already had a massive dent in my dome and this shit folded my forehead in half like a two dollar lawnchair! This is the stinkiest nug in the Beta Quadrant!"