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OMG, GMO! I’m an indica guy and this has become my new #1 indica. The flavor is literally garlic, mushroom, and mostly onions. It tastes like you’re vaping french onion soup. Honestly not my fav flavor but pretty soon you’ll be eating everything in sight so it doesn’t matter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Within the first 30 seconds, I felt something. A little sassy smirk and a jolt of energy. Then within about 15 minutes, complete bliss of body and brain. I felt like the love child of Fred Armisen and Jewel. Fantastic and unique body high. Great for vibing and just watching a show. That beautiful bliss lasts about an hour before you get sleepy. Then, the morning after, I feel so refreshed and ready to conquer anything. That is why I love this strain so much. Anxiety and stress minimized so much. True medicine right here! Vape cart from Happy Cabbage, grown by Ridgeline Reserve. Sungrown + Solventless (Oregon’s best). Love this stuff. GMO my new nighttime medicine.

Zprite from Indigo Gardens in a live resin pax pod (Willamette Valley Alchemy). Man oh man am I glad the budtender at High Quality recommended this one. Flavor is nice but subtle. Tart berries with hint of dank. Reminds me of goji berries. 10 minutes after 2 hits and I am feeling gr8. Dancing and vibing. No worries, no anxiety, just a chill, giggly fella. Then the munchies hit. I made snacks and danced around the kitchen for like 45 minutes. Pairing all sorts of fun things, dancing, vibing all the way. I felt like the lovechild of Shakira and the Chef from the Muppets. Great daytime Sativa! Will take away any stress and help uplift mood. Zprite you quenched my thirzt! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

:( + mimosa = 8) Instant mood boost. No paranoia or anxiety. Taste is amazing. Like smoking a friggin Fresca. Hands down best fruity flavor I’ve ever tried. Grapefruit, sweet citrus. Very pleasant body high. A really enjoyable, functional sativa. Liquid Rosin vape from Happy Cabbage Corvallis, OR.

What a treat. This is hands down the best body high I have ever experienced. The initial euphoria is pretty intense (almost felt a trace amount of paranoia, which threw me off for an indica) but eventually she settles in and you are then transported to another realm. In this realm, pain and gravity do not exist. I could not move yet I was flying. It was a complete disconnect from reality, all the while with a little grin on my face. Sleep was solid. Woke up the next day feeling like everything is right in the world. True medicine right here. Live resin cartridge from Dr. Jolly’s in Bend, OR.

25:1 from East Fork Cultivars - Live Resin Echo Electuary, High Quality Dispensary, Corvallis, OR. I’ve tried CBD edibles, tinctures before but this was CBD on another level. Within 5 minutes of first hit my body just feels relaxed and quietly high. Like a nice, simple, clean hum from head to toe. Pain is minimized and I’m impressed how quickly it dissipates! Mood is elevated. Definitely not impaired, just pleasantly happy. Perhaps a very subtle couch lock but I was not sleepy (it may have even kept me awake an extra hour or so). Sleep was restful though, lots of dreams. Oh and taste is lovely - piney mint. Refreshing in both flavor and effects. Love it.

Wow this was a fun one. A slow build up to a giggle dance party followed by nice relaxation. Felt very silly. Subtle but solid body high throughout. Oh and major munchies!! LLR in a cartridge from Willamette Valley Alchemy.

This was my first time smoking cannabis. I’m 33 and I found it somewhat poetic to start with a strain named “Gelato 33”. After an incredibly difficult week at work, I decided to finally try it. This was a preroll from Garden First in Oregon. Flavor was smooth. It reminded me of dulce de leche. Within 10 minutes I was feeling it. I started humming, then singing, then dancing. I felt like a total rockstar - like Ellie Goulding and Napoleon Dynamite’s lovechild. Felt a little “trippy” at times. I kept referring to the joint as “The Expert”. My wife thought I had lost it lol. I was so happy - like overjoyed kind of happy. Energetic bliss. Complete euphoria. This lasted for about 2.5 hours then things started to settle down. No anxiety whatsoever. No munchies. Minimal body high. Next time I’ll dose earlier as it did impede my sleep. Little bit of headache the following day but it did seem to reduce my stress and anxiety for the next 48 hours. GG3! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)