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Recent Reviews13 total

Gruntz

2/18/2022
Pretty outrageous weed. I’ve had Runtz before, this is a fairly similar deal, not sure what distinguishes them but I’ve seen a lot of “XYZ Runtz” offshoots for sale. The nugs are huge and insanely dense, drenched in resin and quite loud with a candy-fruity aroma. Smoke has a nice taste to it and is thick. Idk the THC on this batch but it absolutely knocks you on your ass. A weed lovers weed.
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EuphoricRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Lilac Diesel

2/17/2022
Was “gifted” this in VT since we still don’t have a legal market here yet :/ so idk the stats on it, but personal experience says: strong af. Has a bit of the diesel head high but hits you like an indica. Very gorgeous big frosty nugs, some of the prettiest I’ve seen. Nice mild sweet taste. Not for beginners.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedSleepy

Chemdawg

6/28/2021
Got an O of this so was betting on enjoying it for a while. The particular batch I had was quite leafy (probably not the best trim job) and the nugs were a bit loose by present standards. The high however is a nice all-around buzz with a notable body high and mental relaxation. I find myself quite mellowed out by it and not racing thoughts and spacey. Still decent for the creativity side and won’t get you too wrecked during the day, although I think in general it’s more of an evening strain.
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CreativeHappyRelaxed

Sour Dubb

2/28/2021
Damn. It's like the big head high of sour diesel, but then you get totally smacked. Good if you're a fan of Blue Dream and related strains.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricHappyUplifted

Bruce Banner

2/27/2019
Nice and mellow, good-natured high that keeps you clear headed enough to get things done. Not a rough comedown which is nice. Good stuff if you're the person that likes to be productive (somewhat) when they smoke. Also I personally love the smell/taste.
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CreativeEuphoricFocusedHungry

Moon Puppies

1/4/2019
I had basically given up on the idea of 'weed for productivity' before smoking this stuff. God damn. Cleanest high I've ever had, minimal grogginess on the comedown, and inspires me to do the things I care about (and actually finish them). Minimal anxiety, doesn't feel like 28% THC. Worth the higher price I paid. Great work 7 points OR!

Cherry Bomb

12/6/2018
Good stuff, but turns me into a blabbering fool. Maybe I was like that to begin with, but hey... Just use at your own risk.

Golden Pineapple

12/19/2017
Glowing euphoria mixed with buzzing energy and a not insignificant Stoney intoxication. Really lovely stuff, and smells amazingly fruity! Highly recommend. The batch I got tested in at 23% THC so it can definitely get you going.
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EnergeticEuphoricHappyTalkativeUplifted

Green Crack

7/16/2017
I have long been in search of the elusive daytime sativa strain that will both fundamentally alter your consciousness but also allow you to complete tasks. GC definitely does both, such that you aren't even aware you're doing something and then all of a sudden it's done! Kind of like the adderall of weed. It'll send you in a billion directions, but if you can hunker down long enough you'll be able to joyfully and creatively accomplish a lot. Interesting conversation guaranteed.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyTalkativeUplifted

Island Maui Haze

6/16/2017
*quite* potent, mesmerizing sativa. Not for the faint of heart but produces unbelievably amazing effects. I bought something at an Oregon dispensary marketed under the name 'Island,' but was described as essentially the same cross as what is on here so I assume it must be fairly close. You don't need to smoke too much of this to get blasted - my normal 'dose' for MJ of one large hand pipe bowl was enough to put me in the stratosphere. It hits you hard head on and gave me a nice mix of euphoria, pleasant body buzz, sociality and intense creativity, glued together by an occasionally overpowering intoxication. Terrible attention span but still capacity to focus. Can produce a bit of anxiety, but it's totally manageable. ~~However~~ I must say that as a musician, this shit gives me the most ridiculous creative urge ever. Like I can't pull myself away from the piano, and just vibe with the music so hard. I really think artistic types should all try it.
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricTalkativeTinglyUplifted