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Recent Reviews9 total

Red Congolese

4/26/2017
This strain has me sitting on top of a BART parking lots top floor, checking out the tiny people and cars below. I'm coughing up a storm, hitting a flower rosin of this via my Pax3. The taste is VERY unique for cannabis, is classify it as a dank umami flavor. Add in a bit of burnt blood red orange. Almost neutral tasting.... Just know that you probably can tell this strange has me feeling extra creative. Definitely feel like I'm floating in a cloud sort of euphoria. I feel as though the wind could whisk me away off the top of this parking garage. Im 🔴____🔴high AF. 17/10. Yee. Props to GOE.menu out of Hayward for this one.
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Super Silver Haze

3/28/2017
Unique and very clean tasting. I burned some of this with a zig zag strawberry wrap. Just about to watch the most glorious sunrise on this strain. Everything feels brighter, my stress for work is gone and I feel calm, creative and ready for the day. 🌅
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Garden of Eden - Hayward

2/4/2017
Great website, awesome security staff... and knowledgeable and super chill. I'm here at least 1 every other week and Is gotten all my best quality bud from them... every their "bottom" shelf is 🔥

Strawberry Banana

2/3/2017
I'm smoking Strawberry Banana flower rosin, but experimenting with my wood tobacco pipe. I applied a tiny amount, packed in with the tobacco leading to a very complex yet still berry like taste. The effects are kicking in as I type this. I have to sit down, and unlike most strains I've tried I've totally lost a lot of motor function. This shit is so potent. I feel like I'm able to notice all things in nature, from the cloud movement to the wind. I definitely feel like I'm able to perform my daily tasks. After about 10 minutes, I'm able to stand and walk about with ease. Although I don't think I can do design work with this strain, because it's made me have some serious A.D.D.. One great thing it's going for me is killing all of my soreness form the gym. My back was tweaked from an intense game of basketball... this is what happens when you try to play like Steph Curry... GO WARRIORS. I'm now dropping the tobacco and using my PAX3 for the rosin. I can totally taste the difference, a much cleaner and lighter taste. Definitely picking up notes of strawberry more now. PS. This is the first strain I'm advising this for: Definitely DO NOT drive when smoking this, at least don't drive if you're using the rosin..
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Orange Durban

1/26/2017
Wow let's just say you should definitely take a heavy dose of this before hitting up a Costco shopping trip. There's so much shit to look at right now that I don't even know how to begin. I should probably go back out and tab a cart, after my eye appointment. Dat sample selection. Can't wait :) Mmnnmmmmmn.... samples... mmmmMmmMmmmmmMMMmMmmmm... -_- <---- ME 🔹➖🔹
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Super Lemon Haze

1/16/2017
Another live review: This is fantastic. I rolled it with a melon zigzag blunt wrap and summer 2014 blend tobacco, so I'm getting a nice tropical medley taste, almost as it's a citrus melon fruit salad I'm only 5 minutes in and I feel like the back of my head is getting massaged by the tender fingers of 2 Asian lady masseuses. Idk why they are Asian, but it feels like the best descriptor. About 9 minutes in and I'm going to walk up the stairs back into my apartment. Okay, walking may be a struggle. Kinda. Now to take these fucking stairs back to my apartment on the third floor. I made it! 15 minutes into this and I'm actually getting a little pressure to my head now... a little uncomfortable... BUT I feel creative AF, which is a nice trade off. Im gonna brush my teeth and take a shower. 20 minutes, actually writing this in the shower. Sipping on some bubbly cucumber water... it pairs well, i must say. I feel extremely refreshed and awakened... no more pressure in my head, but I still feel like I'm getting a full body massage. Feel fantastic, and no more soreness from the gym. Feel like a rock! A+ Strain from Garden of Eden in Hayward,Ca.
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Red Congolese

1/3/2017
Airy and uplifted. Writing a live review, just enjoyed a spliffy in the park. I feel like my body is weightless (which should be hella sick in this basketball game I'm about to play)... legit feel as if I'm traveling on a floating cloud, straight DBZ Goku status. I could go on and on about this strain, but I think the following observation pretty much sums it all up: "This strain brought me back to the first time I've ever smoked."
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Orange Turbo

11/23/2016
I can't give 5 stars because I'm smoking blood orange, which does not come up in leafly's strain search. I'm doing a live review while enjoying this with a nice gold tip tabcacci spliff. (I use fancy cardboard gold party straws as a joint crutch)... Gold tipped joints make me feel fancy, like I should have a top hat and monocles. Immediately I notice the distinct taste of orange candy, almost as if it were a jolly rancher. It goes down pretty smooth, but leaves a slight burn in my throat. It's actually 100% sativa variant of the orange strain, but calming and strangely energizing at the same time. Okay you bitches.. in feeling hella creative now... gonna go graphic design up some cool shot for my portfolio. I had an interview with Google yesterday, which went amazingly... so I comforts warm up my creative chops now. Later! I have an entire body high right now, making feel weightless. This would probably be fantastic to toke in before a gym sesh.
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King Tut

11/11/2016
DEAM. Smoking this now one my patio. I usually don't like the skunky taste but this is SMOOTH. White ash on thisJ I rolled. I also rolled it with fresh high quality pipe tobacco, so it's gong down nicely. I'm about 5 minutes into this spliff and I'm already feelin loose. I feel like a stack of flapjacks, with melted butter rolling down my back. LOL. Btw, I need to find me some Pineapple Express. Okay, 10 mins into it: If all of humanity smoked this strain, I feel like we would live in a much more positive world. Fuck this Trump guy who became president... he needs to get his King Tut on. 15 minutes: I'm noticing everything now. I need to water these dry ass plants on my patio. I'm realizing now that I don't think I'm responsible enough to grown a nice weed plant, myself. It would really save me some cash. Either way, I'm fine paying the extra price for this strain... because it's BOMB as fuuuaaaack. 20 minutes: Spliffy is just about finished... gonna take a shower and fix up some late brunch. Happy Veteran's Day, respect to all who serve, and more respect to all that have lost their life to get to this state of freedom our country is in. With that said, be the best person you can be... and don't let our veterans down. Props to Garden Of Eden in Hayward, California for selling this strain... and MAJOR PROPS to the anonymous (and unlisted) Farm for growing this thing of beauty. 5-Stars!
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