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member since 2013

Recent Reviews9 total

Five Zero Trees East

2/17/2016
Ok first of all if your lucky enuff to run into Katie "sry if its wrong spelling" she is a frigging #BudGoddess even if not you can see she definitely had a hand in training her helpers. The consistent quality is second to NONE from the glass to the grass all your questions will be answered. Never had a issue product quality "even tho im a daily user medically sence 03'" and a bud snobb. Only time i go to other clubs is to get that first visit "freebee" and ive seen ALL the rest.

Shango Harold

12/11/2015
great budtender here, she was answering my questions before i could even ask them. The high CBD strain Pennywize was unbelievable! Tasty and effective. Also happy to see different pricing for rec. and us medical users. Definitely going back.

Heisenberg Blue

12/18/2013
this is another dispensary specific strain, but just goes to show when u let a master grower "play" with genetics and once in a blue moon they get rewarded like this, tastes like a sweet pungent lavender dream, the high then sneaks up on you and hits like a mule kick! This dispensary is over a hour roundtrip drive for me and I smile the whole way! Hard to believe this tests in the high teens for THC content and yet floors a daily smoker.
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feelings
EuphoricGigglyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Pineapple

12/18/2013
Another epic phenotype from 50tree I know it says pineapple but you coulda said this was some super rare phenotype of some Durban poison with a CRAZY sweet fruity exhale, this isn't your run of the mill pineapple, this is a perfect example of what a average strain is capable of in a master growers hands. Truly worth the drive if u live 50 miles from SE portland. Check it and message me with your opinion!
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feelings
EnergeticEuphoricHappyRelaxedTalkative

Dog Shit X Cherry Pie

12/18/2013
This pheno is only available at Five Zero Trees. SE 101 & Division Portland or. Brought to you by the veteran grower Mr. Smalls. Manicured so perfectly and grown dense, with the perfect sour cherry flavor with with that pungent Dogshit smell. Giving this one a try guys you will not be disappointed!
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feelings
ArousedEuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Pure Oregon

9/14/2013
Hands down the best flowers in town! Totally worth the 1 hour round trip! Hats off to your quality control and your growers! Two words for all the connoisseurs out there "Heisenberg Blue" tastes like smooth sweet lavender, and packs the punch to relieve any pains you have!

CannaDaddy's

9/14/2013
Only flowers that didn't smell like hay was 45$ 1/8.. Price wouldn't be an issue if the quality was there. Maybe my standards are to high, or others are to low? Great staff, super clean. But other then that this place is my last resort.

Herbalist Farmer

9/4/2013
If your anything like me you scour these dispenserys looking something different & unique, and yet at same time potent enuff to get well. I have found many strains here that fit this bill nicely! Tahoe OG & Purple Berry worth the trip alone. But my personal fav. Has to be Doo Doo Diesel! Smell/taste is hard to describe.. It's like funk of the gods!