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Nice enough high, but not worth the headache that came with it

I wish so hard right now that I had a bad ass Star Wars reference to make, but uhh I’ve only seen like two of them...once. Don’t judge me, imma nice person with a lot to offer. Anyway, the pot! This heffah is strong y’all! I read other reviews about hot stoner sex on it, I plan to test that theory tonight. Super nice high though, very relaxing and a little tingly.

Wow this strain is relaxing AF, such a heady high...I feel like my legs weigh 20 lbs each right now. Tingly feelings, you know, the warm fuzzy kind? Nice indica for bedtime fo sho.

Definitely a creeper, but once it hits you it’s niiiiiiice. I smoked it in my garage and before I knew it I was performing If I Could Turn Back Time by Cher to an audience of myself. Highly recommend this one. I love Black Cherry Soda but haven’t had Jack the Ripper (although have definitely wanted to try it) so I was excited about this and it did not disappoint.

So I’m pretty sure this is the mother of all strains...at least in my world it is now. I loaded this into my glass blunt and started feeling pretty good. I wanted to push it a little so I smoked well over a gram or so. So I’m on my front porch finding the ceiling and my husband comes out to take the trash to the curb. He goes back in the house and I’m like “yep, I’m having sex in a minute.” I go inside and pounce on my husband and after two rounds of pretty naughty sex I’m back on the front porch smoking another .5 gram about to go back inside for round three! Idk wtf is in this but it’s literally the best thing I’ve ever experienced in my life! My husband and I have done some shit in our 13 years but tonight is definitely top of the list. If you haven’t smoked this I feel so, so, so, SOOOO sorry for you!! 🍆💦🍑

This is the only location I go to. It’s the only store I go to period. Every single bud tender here is fucking amazing. They know their product and have never steered me wrong when I’ve had them suggest something.

So I smoked a .5g pre roll of Snoop’s Dream and I feel as if I do believe this is how Snoop feels in his dreams. It’s like you are there with him laying in fluffy clouds, and Snoop has like, welcomed you into his home and said “come in in and get cozy!” But only kinda low key creepy but the good kind I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️ I am tingly af and I feel like I’m melting into my chair at the same time. It’s pretty bad ass. Dream for sure!

Oh I’m off in the sunset alright! I bought this because it sounded delicious and I was hungry, smoked a .5g joint and I’m feeling pretty great. I’m on my front porch with a Ke$ha song stuck in my head and I keep thinking I’m at the beach because it said sunset...so I’m at the beach listening to Ke$ha. But really I’m in Washington in the rain. Gives me squinty eyes for sure. Maybe a better word is droopy? Droopy eyes? Anyway, I bought several joints of this and I’m real glad I did!

I don’t think this strain gave me as much of a high as I had hoped, BUT....it relaxes the shit out of you. Sex is amazing on it btw, if anybody was wondering. Ladies? Can I get a “hell yeah”? 😂 I’m kidding....not about the sex part though, I was serious about that. I also feel very focused and aware which I wasn’t expecting. I will smoke again for sure, but I won’t rush out to buy it.

My favorite indica by far! I originally went looking for this strain because I read it was one to help with anxiety and sleeplessness. Boy am I glad I found this gem! The relaxed feeling is intense but a good kind of intense. Ladies if you are feeling frisky I highly recommend this strain for naughty time with your partner. You will thank me later. In my area this seems to be an underdog and man, people are missing out. That’s ok, more for me!