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member since 2022

Recent Reviews4 total

Granddaddy Purple

10/22/2022
GDP remains one of my all-time favorite strains in existance. The buds are a gorgeous dark purple covered in glistening silver trichomes that are so sticky and tasty that you won't mind licking them off your fingers after breaking the buds up. After loading a moderate sized bowl (it doesn't take much - she's potent!) I love seeing how vibrantly purple the buds look even when in the bowl. Almost a shame to burn it. Almost... But believe me when I say: its worth it! The flavor of the smoke is so distinct, you'll recognize it anytime you hit it. There are imposter buds out there, be wary! If it's the real deal you'll know it. The onset of the high is one of the smoothest I've ever experienced in the 20 some years of my marijuana love affair. All stress just seems to melt away and morph into the most relaxing sense of calm ever! She is definitely an indica heavy strain with noticeably deep body highs, but she also packs a hybrid-like punch that creeps up on you as it manifests as a cerebral high. I highly recommend this strain, and its always good to keep some reserves on hand for rainy days because this is hands down one of the top strains of all time!
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CreativeEuphoricRelaxedUplifted

Purple Urkle

6/9/2022
This is Top Shelf. Period. I'm so happy to see this strain coming around again. Brings back memories. This bud is just special in ecery way. The buds aren't always deep purple. More like a slight tint of purp, but it has that distinct aroma and taste of purps. Its sweet and has a smooth aftertaste that leaves you beyond satisfied. And the high is out of this world. Heavy Indica that is like slipping into a super comfy blanket all warm and fuzzy until you drift into a deep sleep full of interesting vivid dreams. Oh, and major major munchies from this one! 5 stars. 10 out of 10. Enjoy!
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feelings
EuphoricGigglyHungryRelaxedSleepy

Grape Ape

6/4/2022
A very nice night time strain... perfect indica dominant that doesn't hit you too heavy. The high has a more steady onset and was in full effect within 60 seconds or so. The taste is amazing. Sweet grape flavor dominates the inhale and that classic "purps" aroma is present. Can detect a body high that is relaxing and soothing. The mind is also very calm, yet able to focus on important details. The buds are really pretty to look at and they smell just as great as flower than it did while burning.
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feelings
HappyRelaxedTingly

Biscotti

6/3/2022
Overall this is a solid strain. I'd just say make sure you're prepared for an uplifting session. It gets all up in the headspace and provides some inteful focus. Might want to have some snacks ready to go too... major munchie vibes are incoming. Definitely a good wake and bake or daytime high, but probably not something I'd choose like say... right before bedtime. Either way, it's a winner in my book. The taste is superb with its strong fruity citrus notes and just a hint of that classic earthy diesel undertone. No need for reburns or fat-packs... only a few good rips and the high is consistent and enjoyable throughout. This would be a great strain to share with the homies! Everyone's getting baked, and you can stretch your buds out just a bit longer.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHungryRelaxedTinglyUplifted