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that this is the coffee and orange juice of weed strains

i say this about every new strain i try but i truly believe this is my new favorite strain my face feels like what drinking mcdonalds sprite feels like. i feel so tingly. she's so perfect 🖤

this strain is so weird to me?? i can't explain it but it's perfectly named, it's warm and cozy and feels very clear but like you gotta fight demons to get to that level of stoned. this gave me a weird headache and i can't figure out if it was the strain itself or if something else is wrong with me at the moment. i hope that its not the strain because i like the feeling post-headache. maybe i'll write another review under different conditions? who knows!

i am too high to say anything coherent i am smooth spongebob rn.

feels like it ironed out all the grooves in my brain

it makes me blue screen irl 10/10

this strain makes me stupid, like i literally become marty in the cabin in the woods (2012)

i'm doing nothing all day so i thought i'd try this strain and it's so nice. so far, its put a smile on my face and i can feel that i'm high but i'm here. it's so clear headed and nice. i'd say this would help with focus but it's more of a help with locking in? like i still have to put in the effort to focus but it's not as hard to shift between tasks (i.e. laundry to dishes, back to laundry) i really like this for day time especially on days when i feel horrifically anxious

if getting wine drunk and mildly horny was a weed strain

perfect strain to race against time and do all your laundry with