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Lemon Cake x SOGA

7/25/2021
Very interesting strain. It is a sativa, however due to its breeder giving it the 3:1 thc cbd respectively, it has medicinal qualities as well as some sativa qualities. It tastes tremendous with citrus overtones and fruity undertones. Did find seeds in some of my nugs, which then planted and all 5 are doing pretty well. Very tall fast growing plant. This is the only strain of weed I have ever smoked after 2 hits I am instantly STARVING! This is a wonderful appetite enhancer. Caution, do not over indulged in pop tarts as it will make you a bit lax and lazy. The cbd will counter act the thc on the sativa side, causing possible couch lock. Some breeders have even flipped the ratio to produce 3:1 CBD:THC. Perhaps that's what I got. It definitely felt more calming and uplifting than energetic.
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Inzane In The Membrane

7/25/2021
One of my favorites. This stain packed a cerebral punch like woah! I would rip 4, 20" bong hits and then go workout like an animal. This is one powerful citrus sativa. Also a great mood enhancer and bolsters self esteem. I used to love this strain prior to intense workout sessions. I also found it is a bronchial dilater, meaning it opens up your lungs allowing for deeper, more oxygenated breaths post smoking. Wonderful strain wish I could get it again!
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Lemon Cherry Gelato

7/25/2021
I am not a huge indica fan.. I favor sativa powerhouse's. That being said, I had an ounce of this strain about 6 months ago. It left me very sedated, couch locked and bad munchies. It did numb my whole body, so much so, I would wake up in precarious positions with my neck twisted to the side and my arms behind my head lol, causing some soreness the following day. One thing I will say is this flower produced more kief than any other flower I have grinded up...I have enough for a couple of joints of pure kief. I ended up making edibles with the rest of it. The edibles are a little different than the smoke effect. Its a little more sativa feel, but man does it cause the worst cotton mouth and dry eyes ever. Very good for immediate relief of chronic pain. I will admit it was the best tasting smoke I have ever had. A rolled joint before lighting, tasted like pure grape/berry! Amazing! Smooth smoke and more berry/grape/vanilla/creamy on exhale. Other than its flavor profile I didn't much care for it.
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Cherry Pie

7/25/2021
Good old cherry pie. It should be a staple in any canabis consumers repituare. It is touted for its amazing medicinal qualities. It is a 80:20 indica hybrid with great lineage, the likes of granddaddy purple and Durban Poison. The nugs themselves can be quite large, very dank and squishy to the touch. It burns extremely nice in a joint. It does taste like tart cherry's. The buds look more like durban poison than g. Purple however the purple is apparent in the colors of the nugs and they are laced with fire orange pistols. Not much crystals on these nugs however. As far as the high goes....if smoked during the day, for me, first I get a little hit of the g. Purple with full body relaxation. All pain is gone. Shortly after the durban poison makes its lineage known producing cerebral effects great for a rainy day inside. First timers or new smokers take warning. Despite having moderate thc levels averaging 17-19% cherry pie can and will make some users paranoid. Plus another bonus is it acts like an afrodeesiac. It will make you super horny. When I smoke this A.D.I.D.A.S. (reference the song Korn and find the meaning of adidas) WOW baby!! Overall this is a very sought after medicinal strain as it is best enjoyed in the evening. It will put you down quick at night due to the meyrcine dom. Terpine. Excellent choice if relief from chronic pain is sought, however you will still be able to function and think clearly during the day. Just dont over indulge during the day. Negatives: extreme dry eyes and cotton mouth. Drink alot of water. Also be warned this is a very pungent herb!
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Tropicana Cookies

7/25/2021
This strain is one of my favorites. No its not 30% THC, its on the lower end averaging 16-18%. That being said, it is probably the most flavorful weed I have ever indulged in. The nugs are nothing special as far as looks go, however the smell is flabbergasting! It reeks of Orange peels, and citrus! We know a bud loaded with citrus makes for uplifting and energetic effects. This wonderful strain will not induce paranoia. It is a 70:30 sativa hybrid. When consumed will leave you with strong cerebral clarity, focus and a greater intuition. The 30 percent indica is apparent as this strain will also calm the nerves and help with anxiety. One of my top favorites. The smoke is impressive as well, with overwhelming undertones of orange, citrus and tropical as well as some skunk. Amazing strain.
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Happy Rancher

7/25/2021
Happy Racher is aptly named for a reason. For once your done smoking a number it leaves you with a smile plastered on your face. First off the bud structure is one of the most amazing I have ever seen. Everything I smoke is from California. These are fairly large buds some can be almost 3/4,s of your palm size. EXTREMELY dank. Probably the dankest bud I have ever had my hands on, but for some chem phenotypes and kush phenotypes. It has a very interesting profile as far as smell goes. The buds smell like a hint of ammonia, with overwhelming notes of citrus very much resembling the classic old school Haze smell. The large nugs are LOADED with crystals on the outside, and when you pull it apart tricromes are everywhere inside. This bud looks better than it smokes i think, lol. Now for the high...its a very mild high, it doesnt cloud the mind, its a great medicine for depression, ptsd, bi polar, or to alleviate stress and anger. You will have that haze plastered smile on your face after smoking happy rancher. You will look like the Jack Nicholson as the joker in batman! It helps a bit with pain, doesn't wind me up like some of my heavy hitting sativas, however no doubt this is a sativa leaning plant. Imo its great for beginners however be warned..altho its thc content isnt the highest averaging 16 to 17% it is a creeper. So once you finish smoking a number (joint) the high should just be starting to uplift your spirits and make you smile and giggle for no reason! Good social strain. Very VERY resinous strain.
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Apple Sherbet

7/25/2021
Apple Sherbert is the bomb! I normaly am not big on writing reviews but this bud deserves one. It has a pungent odor in the jar with a hint of apple and overtones of coffee and earthy smell. The smoke isnt as heavy as say cherry pie, but it isnt as light as Mimosa. One thing this strain does is light me up like a christmas tree!! It is one of the most powerful sativa's I have had in a long time. It is a 70:30 sativa leaning strain. It boasts a very high THC profile so newbies be warned. I love this strain to smoke after breakfast in place of coffee. One fat joint could last a very experienced smoker such as myself a long time. Once smoked you will clap your hands together with great authority, ready to take on the day. It does not cloud your mind, it makes you hyper focused great for people with ADD. Not much comedown is noted on this strain however it is not unheard of...I cant stop moving when smoking this. Intensity level shoots to a 10. Yesterday I smoked it, cut 2 lawns, weedwacked both, cut 2 trees down placed mulch around the garden, AND went fishing! This strain however does not produce any pain reliving qualities however imo, and no body high, however it gets me horny as hell as most sativa's do. VERY sexually arousing. If you are luck to get some apple sherbert give it a try! It doesn't produce a calming effect actually quite the opposite.
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