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Banana Trail Mix

12/11/2021
IG Batter: This is my formal review as the first time I tried this - my distributor and I did two dabs and I was lit hard and I hadn’t been that jacked in a long time. Earthy - piney - my guess is Myrcene and Pinene … For the record - it is listed as a Sativa (not even Hybrid) on this dab container. Terps are 1.85 Thca: 83.6 THC: 78.6 First hit - slight calm Second hit - very earth - musky - slight manure (you know - like GMO or Sour White Pineapple) Not much different effect. Let me get to the last dab - tolerance ;) Oh wait - there it is - body pressure in my legs a little. Like that weighted blanket feel. Hits 3-6: chest pressure - feels more like a hybrid or Indica (and I had thought it was an Indica the first time I hit it). It feels very similar to something like GG#4 or Purple Punch. Hits 7-8: as it continues to set in - I’m getting gummy legs .. and tingles … (not a giggly guy - but I feel the giggle tickles in my right cheek). Euphoric - more depth instead of time delay. As a seasoned smoker - I can feel that Sativa paranoia edge - something to rude and not freak out on - but feeling that would make me caution new users who might trigger off strains that have that feel that can cause paranoia. But then again - 8 hits in my dab in and it setting in strong (and I think to myself - no one new should or would hit this 8 times - you’d be wrecked). But I must finish what is in my bowl. Hits 9-12: yep - feeling it … this is heavier and more potent than say a something bright like Duct Tape or Dos-Si-Do. Definitely feels more like a 70/30 Ind/Sat but with the tingle and edge of some Sativa strains. I was already hungry - but the munchies are crunching in. This feels like more pain and appetite than stress or anxiety. I have severe PTSD - and this is not feeling great for that. Feel like finding a safe place and couching. But then again - about 12 hits off concentrate.
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EuphoricHungryRelaxedTingly

Blunicorn

6/9/2021
If you want to see the genetic history of the parents - check out the two links below: https://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Unicorn_Poop/ThugPug_Genetics/ https://en.seedfinder.eu/strain-info/Blue_Sherbert/The_Plug_Seedbank/ The whole reason I picked up this strain from my distributor was the fact that one of the parents was Unicorn Poop and I was like - omg - never heard of it and am totally going to try this. Burnt a bowl and here was the journey and effects: Initial smell - pungent - and yes - if you pull in enough - slight cow manure, earth. But you can smell the fruity tints at the end. It was not offensive, and personally, I like the smell of the country. Initial toke: bright and blue berry type (with the earthy overtones). Immediate reaction was "Oh - there is the GSC/Gelato/Runtz side of the family". And then the undertones of earth (it wasn't as musky as GMO - but reminded me of GMO Cookies). Initial feel: The slight euphoria that I know so well from the Diesel line - that good old head high started coming in. That focus and euphoric feel that is real nice (for stress/PTSD) and it softens the edge of perception. The rest: but the further I went - the more Kush it felt. And (after researching) I can attest to the couch feeling that started pulling me down a bit. And then the body pressure - all over in different places. I wonder if this wouldn't be better for pain. And the more I smoked - I could taste sagey, earthy, and almost floral notes - and I was like - man this feels like Caryophyllene mixed with Mrycene and Linolool with just a hint of Limonene. And the more Indica feel of like Runtz came on stronger ... and then I noticed the audio amplification. Sounds were so pulling and inviting. I felt relaxed, euphoric, and focused (really it was distracted) - but the focus was on the sounds - or the distractions - more zoning out - which wouldn't qualify typically for focus - but it was easy to zone in on one thing. But then the next thing happened - nervous energy. My tolerance is fairly decent (I'm probably being modest), but I know this energy. I think if you like to giggle - this might be something you like. It comes from the Poison Durban line (at least my experience with Devil's Poison) - and it is an intensity. I like to laugh - but I am a serious person - so that energy feels like I have to keep it in check (aka - middle of the day high not so much if you have to work - but completely alert and functional). And it is like energy in your belly and legs (almost like the tingles). If you are a Type 1 Enneagram and you like control and order - this might bite you a little. If you are a Type 7 Adventurer - you might love it. For my PTSD - it triggers nervousness/anxiousness just a little (which it doesn't down the Sour D line). And in my weak and limited opinion - I believe that to be the Poison Durban line. If you like that strain - you'll like that feel in this too. Final Words: All these post GSC strains tweak this and that a little here and there. This is on the heavier more intense side. Not for work (like Bruce Banner) - even though not sleepy (it has enough Limonene to keep you awake). This is for wind down ... or hanging out on the pool deck listening to music ... or movie. I would not want to run Dungeons and Dragons as a DM on this stuff (though I could). I would want to be at a concert on this stuff. It is highly audio ability increasing - so I can see this being fun on a walk or hike. It doesn't help the paranoia or edgy on the higher end (I need to do a lower dose now that I burnt a bowl to feel it all) - but I don't feel discomfort at all and I am feeling really relaxed in my body. Best bit - no dry mouth or itchy eyes. Like - this stuff was made to only have the good parts. This strain is like someone was like "I want it all" and you get the Diesel and Durban lines with double the Kush. There isn't any just one specific note to it all - you get the body pressure, the euphoria, the relaxation, the giggle/tingle (nervous) energy - without the bad stuff (ok - I lied - a little bit of the munchies).
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EnergeticEuphoricHungryRelaxedTingly