God's Gift
8/11/2019
I was having a perfectly wonderful day today, and then I smoked some God's Gift. Y'know what happened? My day got wonderfuller! The sun was just out before, but after God's Gift, the sun is SHINING! Look at it shine! SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY SUN, SHINE ON! Oh damn, this is definitely the Indica that it's advertised as. I gave it the ol' one-hit test an hour ago and my ass and this chair still haven't parted company. I think it's a match made in Ass Heaven. I imagine Ass Heaven would be a pretty comfy place, with recliners and soft cushions, while Ass Hell would perfectly resemble the airline seats on Southwest. I never actually thought about there being an Ass Heaven before, but then God's Gift flung that door wide open -- "sometimes the Abyss stares back" kinda thing -- and if there IS an Ass Heaven, does that mean there's Ass Angels? Because, seriously, I want my arrival in the Hereafter heralded by a rank of Ass Angels blowing their Ass Trumpets. My life would be complete at that point. Well, I guess my life would be complete -before- that point, but you get the idea. Oh man, God's Gift, yeeeeah: wouldja just lookit that sun shine?