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Galactic Glue #2

4/27/2019
Good strain for relaxing when you don't have anywhere to go for awhile. Has a nice couch locking feature, but as it is a hybrid it will allow you to engage in activity if you avoid the couch. Flavor is very sweet, almost chocolately. As always my main interest is what it's going to do for my chronic brain pain (headaches). I'm sitting here writing a review while trying to fight off a dog trying to get all up in my face (literally) instead of laying in bed, so there you go! Minus one star only because it didn't knock my socks off. I reserve 5 for Cannabis Cup quality weed.

Dr. Who

6/12/2018
Dr. Who is a shower AND a grower! Easy to grow. In fact, I had her in too small a container, so I know better for next time. Yield would have been even higher! Even with mistakes I was very pleased with the quality compared to what I have purchased in the shops. It quickly relieves the pain in my brain and makes me feel relaxed without making me want to take a nap. I can take a nap if I want to, however. But I can just as likely tackle a chore I've been putting off or binge watch a Hulu Original.
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Dutchberry

4/21/2017
First thing that hit me when I opened the bag was the smell. OMG! Amazing! Budtender at Kushmart suggested this one to me and it is a hit. It smells as amazing as it tastes. Keeps the smell and taste after the grind and right through the vape. High is a creeper, but not quite as bad as straight Dutch Treat. It's a light high with a hint of euphoria. There is a lot of head high with some body high. For me, DT has always done my bidding, as in if I want to hang on the couch and stare at the TV, no problem. If I want to clean the bathroom on my hands and knees, go for it. This feels the same way. If I get up, I'm motivated to stay working on whatever I get working on. If I sit down I feel super relaxed and chill. Great strain and my brain pain is somewhere, but I don't know where right now so that's a nice benefit as well.
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Middlefork

3/12/2017
I am a huge fan of Dutch Treat so when the bud tender suggested this to me I took bait. One thing I don't like about DT is that it's a creeper and when I want pain relief, I really need it right away. Well WOW, this comes on like a freight train, but not hard. It just hits fast but it's like a barrage of clouds. Immediately my pain is gone. It's like being transported. No couch lock unless I want to just hang back and chill. I can enjoy a movie, music, or even get stuff done which is SO nice. Used to be my head pain, on really bad days, would mean straight to bed as soon as I got home from work. I think this might make it into my top five favorite strains because not only is it helping my brain pain, but damn I feel great!
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Middlefork

3/11/2017
Wow! I just took one hit and DA-AMN! This was a suggestion from one of the bud tenders at Purple Haze in Everett, WA and it was a GREAT one. First, I love the flavor...the terpenes were almost overwhelming. It tasted fresh and I could taste it throughout my head. Knowing it was a Dutch Treat cross, I was expecting it to be a creeper, but nope. She just marched right in and TOOK charge on the first hit.

Buds Garage - Everett

1/9/2017
Love this place!! I was looking for a dispensary to get my medical card and this was on the list. I'd tried other places where they either only do it on certain days (and I was never there on that day), or I'd hand them my paperwork and some bored person would just hand it back to me without giving me any further information. I'm still relatively new to the whole pot situation and at the time was feeling a bit anxious, so I just took my paperwork back and left. Not this place, I asked and they set me up right away without any issues. While I waited for my card to be authorized I was helped by the other people in the store who were awesome. I picked up a few grams, since I didn't need a whole lot. Got one of my faves, and something new. They even have smell jars (I miss when you could see the weed before you bought it)! That's HUGE for me. I'm big on terpenes and flavor since I vape and don't smoke. I want my weed to be fluffy, fresh, and smell and taste like it was grown sometime in this century. Definitely will go by again. Prices seemed a big higher, but not substantially so. The grams I bought were both super fresh, and sweeeeet! Thanks so much for all of your assistance! Oh and the shop is super chill and has a great atmosphere!

Permafrost

11/6/2016
Love this strain! Not only is it in my top ten for pain relief, it is a current top ten for just plain relief from life in general! It doesn't take much to be flying high on this! I use a log vape and sometimes it will take three (I can't think of the term I want so we'll say) refills to get the buzz I want. I have to remind myself to go easy because a half will get me going on Permafrost. I also have to remind myself it sneaks up on you like a ninja! I'll think, "Maybe I need to reload" but I'll get lazy and keep surfing the web or the channels or doing what I'm doing and then suddenly "bam" I'm transported into another dimension and I'm (unfortunately) starving. This one hits me right between the eyes, which is what I need for the head pain. Then it picks me up by the arms and legs and carries me off. It helps me really get focused, so if I want to or need to get stuff done, I can. I can also enjoy a movie or whatever I need or want to do without zoning out or forgetting what I was doing. I won't be writing the great American Novel, but I might THINK I am!
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Super Lemon Haze

11/6/2016
This is one of my new favorites, I think. It seems to be one that does my bidding. If I want to hang out and chill, it's happy to sit back on the couch with me and catch a movie or some Netflix. If I need to get stuff done, it will get up and help me get the house clean. It doesn't have quite the kick of Green Crack...so it's not for those times I need to clean the bottoms of my shoes with a toothbrush, or count the grains of rice I have left. But I can still do the dishes, sweep the floor and it looks pretty okay. The only issue I have is that...what was I saying? Oh I get distracted with it, so it might take me 2 hours to sweep the floor, but it takes me two hours to sweep the floor with Green Crack too, but that's only because while I was sweeping the floor, I noticed my broom wasn't doing the job it used to, so I decided to trim it, but while I was trimming the broom, I noticed the scissors needed sharpening, so while I was sharpening the scissors I noticed the tools really should be organized so I decided to organize the tools and do not even GET me started on the state of the utility room, so while I'm out here I will just straighten this up, which brings me to the little box fiasco I've been meaning to address. So yeah, at least it's not as bad as that.
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Trainwreck

5/6/2016
Found some Lavender Trainwreck and it is my favorite so far for pain relief. It is truly the best strain that helps with my head pain, and it's an enjoyable ride. It leaves me feeling really happy and relaxed. Unlike others, I don't have issues with falling asleep at all. In fact if I get up and start moving, I can get quite a bit done. It's the difference, for me, between going to bed straight after work and functioning like a relatively normal adult who is really really happy.
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KushMart - Everett

5/6/2016
I was stuck in that HELLACIOUS traffic we've been having so I popped open Leafly to see if there were any joints nearby. I was about 1/3 a mile from Kush Mart so I decided to pop in. The outside isn't very impressive and I had to squish between two parking impaired fools, but once I got inside I was very impressed! I was greeted with a smile and let right in. They were well staffed, no one was complaining about how long they were going to have to work that day like in the last place I visited. (Really? You are in your early twenties and you work in a pot shop! Are you sure you're even AWAKE? It's a dream job and you're complaining.) I happened to overhear one of the bud tenders talking to a customer about a strain that doesn't make you want to eat an elephant and the customer responded that she wanted to enjoy a treat, so she wanted something to enhance the flavor. The BT suggested the Gorilla Glue and I concurred saying that food tastes amazing on GG, almost as good as after a marathon (almost). She took that (enjoy your Blizzard). The girl who helped me asked if I'd tried Gorilla Glue 4 and I said I'd heard it was amazing, but I hadn't tried it. She said it was truly amazing... ...and why am I rambling? Oh, because she was TOTALLY right! It is amazing! I will def be going back! Great service! Loved the atmosphere! And at least this bud was amazing quality...I literally can't feel my feet, and I'm mostly a medical user.