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if grown properly, it looks EXACTLY like the picture. ive tried many different phenos/versions of this in my travels, and it always seems to be that criggity CHRONIC. try it.

Reviewing RED BULLZ IV from Seed & Strain out of gLeaf in VA. decent taste and smell, but nothing that special. and sad to see people saying this smells like runtz when its specifically lacking the sweet undertones runtz has. very meh, but that is the usual with VA medical. Definintely one of the FEW better strains available around though, its just not "mind blowing" if you've actually been around and tried enough good weed.

This one is for the Savvy Smalls version of Alien Breath, out of MD. Decent size buds, not that impressive smell. The taste leaves something to be desired as well. Clocking in at 31% THC but didnt hit as strong as some of the other, lower percentages i got at the same time. PS, guys, the "terp %" doesnt mean a damn thing when 9 times out of 10 the boring bad tasting terpenes like myrcene and caryophyllene are over 1% by themselves. id be willing to be anyone who had "4%" in terps, actually had 2% myrcene/caryophyllene, amd 1% of limonene, with some straggling terps making the last %, AS IS THE U S U A L CASE IN 90% OF BUDS WITH TERP % THAT HIGH, lol. some of you tools think you know about terps but actually dont. most of the time when you see Limonene, Caryophyllene, Myrcene, and even Terpineoline, they clock in at around or over 1% by themselves, which usually tastes bunk and is not impressive. if it aint high in linalool, humulene, or pinene, its not impressive, you just never tasted truly good bud. go find people who actually travel the lands doing reviews, like we do, and you'll hear the same thing.

reviewing "Bubba Fett" by &Shine out of VA. wooo-weee, when you open the jar the aroma of these big beautiful purple nugs just reaches right out and slaps you in the nostrils. very strong linalool smell in this one, all the versions we've had. very strong linalool taste as well, highly recommended if you're looking for something strong with an exotic look/smell AND taste. LeafMobb rated 7.5 outta 10.

reviewing "Gastro Pop" by Seed & Strain out of VA. Now here's a good one. we tried the 1st and 2nd editions this company put out, the 1st was definitely better, so hopefully they don't run it in to the ground. big purple nugs with that fuzzy felt-looking coating of trichromes you just KNOW is potent, definitely has a fizzy grape like smell to it, which was delicious, and has a niiice chronic taste to it on both the inhale and exhale. LeafMobb rated 7 outta 10.

reviewing "Fall '97" by Bank out of VA. How you can take a strain so good, named after such a legendary event, and run it into the ground to the point it comes out this bad, is beyond me. Even with the humidity pack it came with, it was dry-ish, no flavor whatsoever other than regular 'ol weed smoke, and not the chronic kind, and it smelled just like any other midgrade strain. It practically WAS mids. So disappointing, as a cannabis photography company we travel all over, trying A LOT of different strains, but this was either a bad batch, or one of the worst strains we've had. LeafMobb rated 2 outta 10.

reviewing "Skywalker 600" by Bank out of VA. I'm starting to think the dispensaries in this state just can't do ANY of the OG strains proper. or maybe the "600" means this is the 600th version, because this was just some non special, midgrade bud. didn't even really have a chronic taste or smell to it, just another nameless weed if I didn't know for a fact it was named Skywalker 600. LeafMobb rated 5 outta 10.

reviewing "Monkey Berries" by Seed & Strain out of VA. absolutely midgrade trash. yikes. really can't believe that a dispensary could grow something this bunk, much less sell it and act like it's good bud. this is the kind of hay smelling, dried up buds you get from the crack dealer down the block because you have no other option. would NOT recommend unless it's on sale and, you have no other option. LeafMobb rated 2 outta 10.

Hands down all time favorite. we've had many different versions, phenotypes, and crosses of this in our travels, but all the best versions have a very similar taste and smell that is TRULY out of this world. I'm talking SO fire it doesn't even taste like bud, just a mouth full of fruit on the exhale. You'll wanna smoke ALL of it. when Seth Rogan opened that bag and said "it's like gods vagina. & I just wanna live in there.", he must have had THIS in the bag. TRY IT, EVERY chance you get, because once you have a few good versions of it, it'll be your new favorite too! LeafMobb rated 10 outta 10!

Ahh gelato, what more can be said other than if it's grown properly, all gelato seems to have this very similar super bomb taste / smell. if you know you know. if grown poorly it can come off not so great, but when it's good MAAAN is it good. LeafMobb rated 7.5 outta 10.