Lemon G
2/4/2024
Lemon G is magical.
Everything was better. Even water was better. It wasn’t just better, it was magical. I took a sip of Brita-filtered tap water and it felt like I was tasting a clear spring brook trickling through Yosemite’s majesty.
Then I ate a Cheeze-It. For a moment, I questioned mankind’s greatest achievement — the moon landing, the atom bomb, or the original flavor Cheeze-It? The snacking was so profound that even thinking with a clear mind, I am still unsure.
I spoke eloquently and philosophically about how the world is dark when my eyes are closed but bright when they are open.
Please try Lemon G.