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Dogwalker OG
10/10/2016
this is most certainly a perfect after dinner strain. couchlock potential but none of the spaciness.
as an anxious-ass motherfucker, this is a blessing. calming but present.
the blue dream smoker's favorite indica? no, because it's technically not... whatever. blue dream slams don't have to be perfect.
Bubbleberry
8/23/2015
a thing of goddamn beauty. aesthetically wonderful, marvelously tactile, transcendent mouthfeel.
mouthfeel.
an indica sledgehammer with a sativa safety net. smooth and huge, happy to relieved to blissed out to pillowy ride from consciousness. a deep appreciation for art and the general wonder of existence. fun and love and happiness. great with blackened thrash metal too. somehow.
mostly smashing pumpkins, though.
biggest drawback is that name. fuck that name. this marijuana, not a My Little cuntfucking Pony.
Sour Diesel
7/4/2015
stellar. motherfucking stellar. a significant, intense (but not overwhelming) high that lasts for *hours*. yes hours. chris squire commemorative hours (specifically Relayer-era stuff). screwed up my shoulder the other day and that combined with stress left me in a permagrouch headspace. this alleviated both like a motherfucker. mellow but really fun high. i'm really not that big on sativers, but this one doesn't get my brain rambling and overeager; this is a great one to sleep with. however, it's POTENT. combine this with drink and you can hurl yourself into slumber like a high school softball pitcher into a large woman's glove.
gotta have a good center of gravity.
can't recommend this highly enough. no pun, no homo.
Jager
6/6/2015
this is the first time i've ever smoked purple weed.
i feel purple. beautifully purple.
Cinderella 99
5/20/2015
a really beautiful high. mellow but not dull. energetic but no mania. high-ass thc level of course, but not overwhelming. great for driving (not that i endorse that, of course. ahem.) or walks or enjoying the weather before everything gets elk-balls humid. subtly transcendent.
Ghost OG
5/11/2015
pretty decent indica. plus side: crazy powerful, still kind of heady. minus side/minusside: REALLY bad for social situations. it leaves me a little scatterbrained so getting incognito high is tough. and it's potent and gives you a REALLY long high.
you guys notice how i'm including all of you in my generalizations? that may not be intentional.
great for movies, tv, music. so-so for doing stuff (again, the scatterbrainery). a bit unwieldy but also a big reward if you grab the reins. or whatever. fuck you. metaphors are hard.
afors
Ghost Train Haze
5/3/2015
insane amounts of... well, insanity. the first thing I get from it is that it's fucking crazy. its sheer lack of any rationality might be its greatest feature. failing that, the taste, I guess.
really intense, beautiful, religious high. as any sativa becomes an indica if you smoke enough of it, Ghost Train Haze lends well to intense, speculative concentration. good for both heady & fun movies and tv. great with music.
drawbacks are sleep problems (at least for me, but I go to it in part for anxiety so that's a general sativa problem for me personally. are we still in a parenthetical? ah, I see.) defcon-3 dry mouth and defcon-5 dry eyes. potent as all fuck except that's usually not a problem. bad social weed as you get High as Fuck, and nosoidt in a way that's not immediately apparent. but solid "great sesh weed bro" weed..
weed that's introduced me - if not the nation - to a realm of getting high that I did not previously know existed.