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Dank. Like a floral milky permanent marker, with more pronounced gas and leather flavors up front. Very smooth to smoke, and is a total creeper of a high. Starts behind the eyes in the head and then flows down into the back and limbs with a potent and comforting body high that won't get you absolutelt stuck to the couch. Reminds me of the smell of art supplies. Sharpie, Paint, Rubber, with a floral finish. Feels like a hybrid.

Is this my new favorite strain?! What a pedigree of genetic lineage. The resulting terpene profile provides a delicious light and sweet baked pasty dough flavor with diesel after taste. Bold notes of Kush Mints make up the body of the flavor and carry the richness of Runtz, Mac, Zkittlez, and Sherb. If you have been disappointed with the power behind your indica strains, and are looking for more dimension to the high than just a zoned-out/slumpy feeling, ZeClaire is for you. Great for late afternoon and evenings spend at home or at smaller more intimate social gatherings. This review is based off of the flower grown by Dubz Garden in CA. Get you some!

Similar to violet fog or pink certz but more indica than either of them. Taste reminds me of Grape and Jetfuel Gelato, effect is similar to Gorilla Glue #4 and Hi Octane. Great gassy go-to for a desert like heavy hitting indica. I tried this today while hiking and while it was a lot of fun, it took my energy down a notch for sure! Great strain for relaxing, insomnia, and pain relief.

After a deep dive I found the supposed cross according to City Greens for Lumpy's pheno, whom is the producer I sourced it from. They claim that Cherry Meringue is in fact *drum roll please* Cherry Pie x Fruity Pebbles OG (itself a fun house of Green Ribbon, Granddaddy Purple, and Alien Tahoe genetics). This oil has delicious flavor like Cherry Cheesecake with hints of dank herbs and umami gas. It's a really good daytime indica hybrid that will get you smacked but remain clear headed enough to get things done, while feeling pretty high. It will diminish your energy a bit, but not as much as heavier indica strains. Winner, I wish I didn't buy this one so far from home! I used it this morning and got really baked before breakfast (it's mt day off), but by the time I ate I felt great and was able to get some work done on my taxes. Warms the body and relaxes the mind.

The Chef is a powerful boy. Commands you to sit down and enjoy a slightly dissociative and very pain relieving high. It has a heavy effect to the body, tastes like purple punch, dosidos, wedding cake, and diesel with hints of gentle yuzu citrus on the tail end. It's a full smack down for the body and will make your mind fly so far you feel like your on Jupiter. Once you try it, it is all you'll want to smoke for a while. I tried the Blue Print version. Cheers Chef.

I love this strain and try to keep some on deck, always. It is a cross if two old reliables Tagoe OG Kush & Grape Pie. The grape soda flavor and spacy, body centric effects add a new heady dimension and added weight to the already heavy body load that is Grape Pie. Grape Pie flavor shines through as the primary note, but becomes more jammy and tangy with the herbal addition of Tahoe OG. The high is very nuch the clear headed body high of Grape Pie, with a kushy head high provided by the Tahoe OG terps. Kind of reminds me of one of those delicious strains like Animal Face that starts with Lemon or Fruit and then becomes immediate Piney gassy kush. Great flavor and super indica effect for those wishing to slow down time and heal all wounds.

I had this strain grown by Turtle Pie Co. I don't know if they have proprietary genetics or the same Dino Party line as described on this page above. This Gabagool is candy like and very reminiscent of RS11. Maybe crossed with another guava or gelato pheno? I would love to learn more about this delicious rainbow candy gasoline strain. It is very much a smooth smoke providing a heavy and full-bodied high. Slightly indica leaning, maybe 65% and so lacks a significant couch lock feeling. Great for experienced users who want a heavy hitter for the end of the day that is versatile enough for use in evening social situations or at home watching a movie. Good stuff! It's the Gabagool!

This is some old-school sticky greasy ooey-gooey pinesol dank. It took me a minute to place the flavor, but reminds me a lot of some circa 2005 Snowcap. More than anything has for many years. Will stank up any situation. Majorly relaxing, body high, though provoking, Pinesol breath.

I had been looking for a strain that I really consider to have an Indica type high. Biscotti Mints was an instant reminder of the deeply relaxing, physically calming, yet clear minded head-space of a good indica strain. This high lacks the hazy and busy, mind altering effects of sativa terp heavy strains and countless hybrids. Biscotti mints had a light doughy flavor much like the baked good from its cookie parentage and has a unique, sweet and chemical exhale; light and kushy. Definitely a good strain for mental or physical relief after a stressful or long day, to get some quick and much need R&R without being completely put out. Also works for social situations if you're tolerance is a little higher.

The Cheeseburger I have is grown in Los Alamos by Happy Dream Farm. Their Cheeseburger genetics differ slightly from others I have searched online. The version I have is Grape n' Cream x Donny Burger. Extra fruity pine funk cheese, and it's effects are noteworthy. They hit hard and fast with an immediate wave of warm relaxation that soothes muscles and nerves that guarantees a smile across your face. It's a strong indica but I found myself enjoying my company and remained talkative. Really solid for any GMO or Grapes lover.