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Don’t at all care for this strain. It would make me feel detached from the things and people around me. Must be me, since this is such a beloved strain. Not for me, I like strains that help me integrate.

After the young woman at the entrance walked me back I stood there for a few mins and not a single employee said hello or offered to help. I walked around their display case for maybe five mins and pulled out there binder to look at the stock. Looked at an employee behind the counter and he looked at me and said nothing. Since nobody was interested in assisting me, I pulled out my Leafly app on my phone and just about every employee there yelled out “Sir, you can’t be on your phone!” (Maybe if you had the most rudimentary understanding of customer service, I wouldn’t have had to do that). After that point I got an attitude from almost everyone there. The young man behind the counter I approached had no clue about any of the strains they carried and had to look up the strain characteristics on their computer. Overall, awful experience and after I got home and opened the bags, the cut job in the flower was a jokkkkke. Will never go back to this place, it’s full of amateurs and their customer service makes fast food customer service look like a four star restaurant. Get it together, guys.

Yes, please. This strain is a beautiful experience. The sativa side gives you a smooth and quick mood boost with really clear headedness. The body stone kicks in not long after and they both play off of one another. I’ve not had a strain like this — not even Rugburn OG can accomplish this. Amazing plant, unforgivably stupid name, lol. ‘THC Bomb” is something Steve Carrell would have said in ‘40 Year Old Virgin’ when asked by his coworkers if he’s ever smoked weed and what his favorite strain was. Tastes delicious and the scent is potent so have a good way to work with that. Lastly, I walked past a neighbors car after vaping this and swore I saw an Australian Shepherd in the drivers seat. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Strongest, couch-lockiest and sleepy indica strain I’ve ever had, good lord! This is the answer to my insomnia. One bowl out of my vaporizer and I was GOOD. Very sleepy strain, puts you in a sedated state ready to knock out. Four stars without a doubt, pick this strain up when it’s available, you won’t regret it.

One small bowl from my Firefly and the relaxation doesn’t take long to set in, maybe five minutes. Very much an indica, gives a relaxing body buzz and if you go beyond just a bowl, expect this strain to knock you out into a blissful and relaxing sleep.

Didn’t care for this strain at all. It made me spacey and numbed me out too much. Strong high but I’m not a fan of it.

Jesus. Heavy-duty medical quality. At the start, my body started throbbing to the sounds around me. What a ride this strain will take you on, this is most definitely a more “relax and listen to music or watch Netflix’ strain. Deep-hitting sedative euphoria. This would be in my ark as a strain I would use for every now and then since the feeling it gives you will bring you to a very peaceful state.

This is my favorite indica to date. Jedi Kush sets in quickly and is an instant mood-balancer for me, muted my nausea entirely, allowing me to eat more and washes away anxiety. It has a distinct scent with some sour diesel at the tail-end of it and is easy on the lungs. Tastes great when vaping. It’ll make you hungry so be warned, lol. Excellent for insomnia and relaxes you in a very pleasant way.

This strain’s indica-dominant genetics saddle me, the consumer with a lazy, munchie-fueled body buzz that softens the blow of my chronic pain, nausea and stress. Really though, this is medical grade purity. It is a strong, relaxing head buzz that softens your eyes and your muscles too. Will knock you out, has a little dry mouth and makes physical sensations much more pleasing than normal. I mix this with a little Purple Urkle or 9 pound hammer and it’s a powerfully therapeutic way to melt your stress and clear your mind. Got mine from Ponderosa Releaf (they just opened three weeks ago. Their spot is amazing and they carry some of the purest and best-cured flower on the entire west side.) Sedative strain for sure.

Goes right into your brain-piece and zips around, leaving a trail of shimmering gold in its wake. Spreads across your face and then hums for awhile, little leprechauns lifting your mood up into the sky and then exploding into confetti. Was that too vague?