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Old location: ...Ghost of former tenant walking around in PJs and eating a bowl of cereal as I enquire about the choicest strains in a 100 year old house made without a level New location: Total Recall style lobby Everything but a talking fake bald head and female robot announcing departure gates. Also I expect Frank Ocean to start singing or at least a Hashbrowns advert come on the giant tellies Ah the Big Breakfast with Coffee please Where were we (Everybody knows I'm partial to McMuffins they'll never believe it, shut up I'm writing) Where were we Oh yeah the "Merch table"... stocked with everything Green Weed lawnmowers, weed TV sets, weed weightlifting equipment, weed slacks and weed dress shirts. Recommend LBSPB, LBSCK, LBSB, 303K, PCC, BP, TxBP, B, JF, DP, etc etc Avoid BxB & Grape Krush. Berkel, one of their newer strains is SLEEPY WEED and does not have a page yet. I prefer their Purple Cotton Candy when talking sleepy weed, but Berkel is worth a $99 oz. It WONT tear your head off but it will get you to ZZZ. Parking lot, no alley Cash w/atm Orange juice, & to go *cos I've been thinking bout forever*

Good Medicine #1 from LivWell (Colorado). High CBD Flower with a very enjoyable long lasting stone. Buds are Indica Sided, Dense, Smelly and shaped like a cluster of grapes Looks like a wilted green strawberry Orange dust everywhere Short orange hairs are very short but no lack of orange dust Smell is...pine, skunky, fuel-y, spicy, a tad earthy But once cracked open a burst of THC, zest, fabric softener, and Citrus! Inhale is ok Nothing special Exhale is ok CBD present but not as "soapy" as seems to be a norm It won't scalp you It lists at 6.8% THC-A but don't let that 7% fool you This is an awesome high Way better than a 14% strain with no CBD Perfect for staying busy Perfect for a lazy day at the Nature & Science Museum But I will warn those that may think 7% THC is a joke It's not You DO become intoxicated (to use a bad word) It's not like 20+% Flower But it's technically enough to make you a bit woozy perhaps The CBD count, 10.5% is BADASS The downside to choosing this over pure CBD or a nice guy Indica is that with Good Medicine you do feel somewhat of a Sativa effect and you may get fidgety or a tad nervous. Something is going on Your brain is kinda shocked by the CBD and it puts you in Keanu Reeves Mode aka Bill and Ted Mode It's a long lasting, functional. hybrid, who knows what to call a CBD stone, stone. Who needs this: Adults who don't plan on doing anything dangerous for an hour When to use: EVENINGS !!! PERFECT for: MOVIES !!! You feel wayy higher than 7% It lasts wayy longer than average (3-4 hours) Is it affordable ? Uhh 15 for an 1/8 Rec price on "its" CBD day of the week umm yeah Can you make babies afterwards: Yep But shouldn't you be watching that Nature doc about Arizona right now Or a Cartoon with songs Or taking a helicopter over mountains via NatGeo or sumn P.S. Dose 5-25 mgs of Mile High Mint after the sesh but before the Museum You'll STAY in Keanu Reeves Mode for 4-6 hours P.P.S. Regular Season means NOTHING

3rd worst strain I've tried in Colorado. I've tried over 125 strains. Bottom 5%. It's an OUTDOOR Indica with only 14% THC (with is acceptable in many other strains) however Grape Krush is AWFUL on the throat. VERY Harsh inhale and exhale. If you know my reviews you know I do not discourage any strain if the patient cannot find any other strain. Assuming this is all you have access to and you need some relief, then go ahead, be my guest. Although an Indica it will NOT let you sleep immediately afterwards, nor is the head high a pleasant one. The high is a little frustrating, zero head scalping yet slight nervousness and dry throat. I'd call it regs, but there are no seeds and it doesn't smell like brick weed. It's dry and in the Indica "grass" family. This will NOT impress anyone. I personally will never buy again. However if you are like me and sometimes want a lower THC strain, I'll recommend plenty that are 15% or under yet they will taste better and you'll feel better, strains like Blue Dream (there I said it) or Luca Brasa x Sour Diesel (also from LivWell). I LOVE LivWell and this is the ONLY strain from them that I'll never buy again. I ended up buying papers and rolled a bunch of joints for homeless people...1st guy I gave one to, was SO excited, he smelled it and say "We'll see" he lit it and hit it and threw it on the highway and said "What the Fuck dude" so.... Save your money. The homegrown we smoked in '97 in Appalachia was WAY better than this. I don't buy the "Oregon Blueberry" parentage. And don't you buy it, stay away, I'm 100% that LivWell will discontinue growing it. It's a live and learn thing. But I'm not knocking them, happy with everything else I've tried there. Not sure where the love for GK comes from in these other reviews. Best use is in tricking someone into hitting it. 1.5 Stars

Snoop's Cali Kush *Cue the song "1,2,3 and to the fho" Or in this case 3 and 3/4 stars INDICA effects !!! (Aka not a wake and bake) Buds are dense, pointy, pinecone looking Primary Aroma is Incense !!! with tree and pine as secondary and tertiary scents but with a tiny bit of springy laverdery flowery adding to the intrigue but it's burying under that rare but prized aroma Incense! I can tell it's Indica just by the smell of the cured flower HAW haw It's not "skunk" (smelling) but I'd be lying if the exhale isn't stronger than many so there's that I see why S N Double O P would roll this in a Joint or a Blunt I personally prefer Indica and Indica Dom's if I'm smoking with a "paper thingie mabob" it's a LOT easier to chill with I know it's clichéd but most "pot smokers" are depicted as Sativa fiends that want the highest THC blastoff on the first hit From the spongiest weed on earth Meanwhile on Planet Earth we have a plant from the East that has very relaxing medicinal properties when ingested It's called Cannabis Indica and more accurately Afganistanica Some strains of Afganistanica are Incense smelling Think Master Kush yes modern Cali people did this that or the other to it but when I perform my autopsy, I know where it originated and I not only welcome it as Wonderful Medicine but as a superior alternative to lots of other strains because you can get sleep afterwards You can calm down and relax But in all honesty this strain isn't the most Incense Kush direction you can go I've gone further But this strain isn't Bud "Light" nor is it Bud It's like Sam Adams a little more time spent on this one It's for people who "aren't looking to get as high as possible as quick as possible" It's for chilling It's for relaxing But don't expect a THC blast on the greens hit Think of it as a cigar We chill with relaxing Indicas Makes you want to go out and buy a old fashioned style Sherlock Homes pipe and put on a robe and read a newspaper in the den Low Dose Patients: You're pretty safe here (as long as we're still talking low dose) Med Patients: Relaxing Indica for downshifting HIGHLY RECOMMENDED for true Med Patients People in pain should give this a chance Rec Patients: This is SLEEPY weed so be advised ahead of time. This is quality medicine in a less than perfect package, don't expect "big hits", this strain you smoke slowly like a cigar and it's effects take a bit to set it

Relaxing Medicine !!! You'll feel relaxed from the 1st hit Most "weed" accelerates "the gas pedal of your body" but only after 2-3 "hits" This strain decelerates and does so instantly ! Highly Recommended for MEDICAL Patients But don't worry that it won't also wake you up a bit I mean let's be honest Your heart will accelerate when smoking any weed It's just a medical scientific fact The cool thing is that moment it's told to speed up, it feels as though you're "downshifting" We'll call this magic the "lucky charms effect" Yeah your heart will speed up but no it won't feel like that with this strain Lower dosage users, should be aware that I'm not claiming this strain is 100% chill because I'm not, but it is chill enough to thrill some low, and most moderate dosage users and should be sampled with a 1g purchase followed by a .25g-.33g dose of flower at the end of your day. I believe you'll be very impressed and want it routinely Rec Patients cue up "Wild Thing" by Tone Loc Waiting for you to cue it up Ok *Music* Mmk Surprise here we have a medical grade strain that will make everyone chill and relaxed It's med, it's rec, it's for (almost) everyone Worth your money ! Holiday Inn guy has enough bonus points to get some We all know how west coast style is Kush but how most street weed back in the day was dirt and the high grade was lower THC strains by todays standards but sometimes you got really good shit and it crippled you it was so sleepy Well this isn't called Kush by given name but umm...it sure acts like it Recommended for the BEDROOM, Nighttime, after all driving is done, NOT RECOMMENDED as a "wake-n-bake Too sleepy before work or driving It's even too sleepy before intimacy Use AFTER you know what Use as a nightcap Also recommended prior to: Yoga, Physical Therapy, Stretching etc It's not the most relaxing ever...but it's in the relaxing "family" so it may help you adjust your neck and back etc Highly Recommended to most users! My only caution is: no driving, not before work mmk Clear headed strains exist And wake and bake strains exist This is neither This is a medical grade top quality Indica (dominate Hybrid perhaps) that may as well just be called INDICA It's not the "dopest Indica ever bro" but it's not far from "Indica Dinosaurland Heaven" Think of angry drunks vs happy drunks This strain is like a happy drunk just sitting, sipping his beer Smiling Happy 30 minutes later I feel even better The ever so slight acceleration is gone and my bloodstream feels very very good Way better than after most sessions This strain behaves like a hybrid where I'm able to move my body but my thinking is a bit delayed So yes it's a bit dumb Most people are going to LOVE this strain Dwarfs we get: sleepy, happy, dopey, & doc Street Weed Aficionados: 9.7/10 Legal Weed Aficionados: 8.3/10 Hybrid Aficionados: 8.7/10 Indica Aficionados: 9.2/10 This may be the strain that Jay and Silent Bob knocked out the game show contestants with So...... girls, ladies don't let "slick" tell you that Purple Cotton Candy is for little girls who wear purple He is trying to get you to pass the blank out Tell him you want Ghost Train Haze and Coffee Cos if he gets a few drinks in you and a few tokes of this, you're gonna be sideways hearing Paul Mooney saying "Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X" And you're gonna know this ain't Chapelle's Show so... After 50 shades After work After driving Nightcap McGirk Daddy's cough medicine Mommy's cough medicine zzz... "Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcom X" ZZZ

Corleone Kush OG from LivWell Flowers are almost Black they're so dark PURPLE !!! Dense buds too The "hairs" are almost hidden And the "crystals" appear more like kief Like the flowers were rolled in kief then the excess was shaken off but remained in the cuts and grooves Literally the crystals look like "sifted sand" As to why the sand looks like sand being against a darker than normal backdrop is idk Photographers would know about lighting a photo correctly and contrasts etc But if the crystals are clear then why doesn't the dark purple backdrop shine through like a diamond and project a false color into the crystals Or does it Linda Richmond and Paul Baldwin can discuss... Inhale isn't anything special Kinda burns out quickly without a flame It's technically an UPPER Allows your mind to wander Somewhat relaxing but that's not what this does Some slit eyes, a bit dumb, but like coffee in some ways Think think think This isn't 100 mph though, But it's NOT a "Chill Purple Indica" either There are purple strains that are mellow / mild enough for almost everybody But this is a bit different I've tried "Corleone Kush from Infinite Wellness" and it was colored Gold/Yellow far more than other strains. It was a 20+% Hybrid and I liked it but it's main feature was it's yellow buds Well, this "Corleone Kush OG from LivWell" is zero percent yellow/gold Like I said it's Dark PURPLE Not halfway purple Not purple from a distance It's actually purple and dark dark purple at that But Purple weed is all blow and no go right? Wrong This shit is a SATIVA DOMINATE & it's Purple Meaning this has everybody from Beavis and Butthead to Snooty McNoseintheairsauce's name written all over it Colorado Rockies Game anyone Team Colors Wanna smoke purple Bud on Orange rocks? Come to Colorado !!! After 30 minutes I feel even better The high rpm's slow down a bit and a more relaxed feeling sets in Let me warn extra sensitive patients that are itching to try purple flower to choose a less racing strain of purple. This is closer to me categorizing it as a "Rec Strain" than a "Med Strain". However it's appeal on looks alone will help this new strain become very popular indeed We all say that "looks don't matter" and "it's what inside that counts" but we all know beauty and rarity when we see it This strain WILL catch your eye while you shop You WILL be curious about "Purple weed" Should you buy it Yes Yes to purple Yes to rarity Yes to it's not shit Will it win "strain of the year" on looks alone, no (that's not how it works) Will it win on it's "acceptable effects", no too many other strains Is this something you'll feel satisfied with if you take the time to travel Yeah Will this be the high that Billy the Kid will still be talking about in 20 years, no Will Billy still be talking about "The Purple Stuff" just North of the Arkansas River in 50 years, uh huh Let's be honest Something catches Average Joe's eye, It's: 1) a diversified portfolio or 2) a brunette with killer legs and perfect bone structure who has the best perky Ok you get the idea So you're dating her for her beach body, not for her interest in the prehistories of the Rhino people from Neptvne So is this a "one night stand medicine" only, no Date it, marry it, it's not my problem But she is a bit too high maintenance for low dosage patients I'd guess this as a Hybrid but a SATIVA Dominant Hybrid with any relaxing effects as after effects Low Dose Med Patients: If you can "pass on purp" then do, you're not really missing anything you haven't already felt many times before Med Patients: If you understand that this strain isn't bred for pain relief but for color...and you are a "bad boy" or "bad girl" and Santa isn't on your worry list Then try it, it's Purple but with a kick Rec Patients: your dreams of purple weed like they had 40-45 years ago have finally come true I imagine that this strain will steal the show at that next house party

Flo # 1 from LivWell Dense Dark Green Buds with a LARGE sized refined sugar coating Short yellow-orange hairs dominated by fat sugar crystals Aroma is technically on the Forest side with green leaves and brown leaves and a hint of wood in the background Pinched between 2 fingers it releases a Cap'n Crunch Cereal smell and later a wet leaves/wet dog smell like WhiteFireOG Inhale is better than average Spring/Summer-y slanted High is disappointing from a looking to get stoned point of view You almost wonder if you need to smoke more just to feel something I'm guessing this is less that 20% THC and around 15% or less I guess I can recommend this to rookies because it is mild but I personally can recommend better overall strains to rookies so... I'm not sure who this is for I guess if you have to fulfill a truth or dare, dare, and the dare requires grandma smoking a spliff Then maybe Flo is a way to go easy on her Rec Patients: Don't waste your money on this strain unless you are onboard with it not being very potent high and you prefer "In control" highs Med Patients: The Pros are a very functional high, no blurry vision, no bug out factor, so this strain is better suited for Med Patients who need some medicine without unnecessary distractions or weirdness The OBVIOUS choice is for me to say that this strain is best used as "old people weed" (no offense) I mean that it's much safer than giving them a more potent strain that could make them dizzy and fall With this they can smoke and then continue doing their day without affecting their vision or balance LivWell Med patients will prefer: Blurple, LBS Bananas, 303 Kush etc LivWell Rec patients will go with: Alien Inferno, Cali Kush, TxBP etc All Strains have different meds for different situations This one is best suited as a functional mild high for patients too sensitive to THC in moderate to large doses or who simply have stuff to do and can't go to Wonderland just yet Doesn't make my top 25 strains but I won't discourage it's medicinal uses because functional / clear headed stones do have legit uses for lots of people who may otherwise be turned off to MMJ To them some strains cause negative emotions or reactions This strain might be acceptable to them So I'm encouraging it's Medicinal benefits for millions But I'm realistic about Rec users looking for more powerful hits

Blue Power #1 from LivWell (The Info page's description of it's "2nd variation" better describes my experience but the 1st mentions it's special aroma and boy howdy is the aroma extra unusual, but I'm assuming that LivWell has created a "3rd variation" maybe by crossing both variations who knows Dense Beautiful Buds Drowning in YELLOWISH crystals Unusual Aroma is none other than that of FRANKINCENSE !!!!! (Never encountered Frankincense before, I am pleased and stunned that such a terpene profile exists when I thought I had all the "Primary Aromas" already categorized Grounds are dry-ish Grr Inhale is actually semi flavorful (rare) Tropical perhaps (when mostly green) "Cherry" Fire burns out without a flame quicker than normal A ready to think, thinking high Lots of interesting thoughts A quality Indica Dominant Hybrid would be my final answer It's functional (at .20g of FLOWER) No cross-eyes, not sleepy Yet VERY RELAXED 15 minutes later But I can easily tell that a .50g+ dose would put most people in a Turkeycoma quick Stoney eyed looking worse than any meme This is a WONDERFUL Hybrid that is TOO SLEEPY for a typical wake n bake. Medicate with this strain as needed for anything and everything that is bad and you'll end up in a happier spot Most recommended after work and after all driving is done and you're in relax and enjoy mode all evening or need to go there...this strain will put you in a happy place 4+ Stars even for me !!!! Worth your money Worth finding a clone if possible and legal where you live assuming you have need of a true MEDICAL Strain It's one of a kind AROMA coupled with it's POSITIVE VIBES makes this a easy choice for any patient Highly recommended as a free time blast off to a land with rainbows and clouds, sunshine and rain and for people and animals in any kind of pain or suffering True medicine I could boast about it being a "top 25 strain" and not technically lose sleep over my statement Is it top 25 on the entire planet? Probably not Is it good enough for even Seasoned McGirk to be impressed Umm yeah Wishing I could be in a tunnel filled with Blue Power I wish every strain felt this good I already loved all the Jillybean/Tangerine family and I was floored with Tangerine X Blue Power, now they introduce just Blue Power (likey B.P. #47 but their calling it # 1), and it's like the cream in the coffee for TxBP These hard buds are Indica sided hello Can't say enough about all those crosses and all their babies and all their cousins But the gene pool isn't just royal on the smelly caffeinated Jilly side This whole "Blue Power" side of the family rocks too Not pacing around though like those Tangies This side (we're pretending that you already accept TxBP as a "family" and know that we're talking about it's parent), is mellow yellow And don't confuse Blue Dream with Blue Power You medicate with Blue Dream to NOT pass out Medicating with too much Blue Power will lead to couch-lock city. Think Portlandia reruns and Shiner Bock (this coming from a guy who hasn't had a drink in 3 years and a Shiner Bock in 4 years) Functional stone from a nowhere to be point of view Not a functional stone up a 40 foot ladder If street weed was this happy, crime would go down because every one would be at the planetarium or just looking at the stars Recommended for the bedroom and the home office Are you 40 ? Do you deserve weed that isn't like a nagging ex half the time Wish you were on the Kids in the Hall? Well then let me introduce to you the one and one Billy Shears, I mean Blue Power, yeah that's the ticket It's like the Magic Kingdom of weed: Leprechauns, Fairies, Resin, Mushrooms, Pipes, Caterpillars, Horses I'm recommending this to CBD patients as their THC option I'm even recommending to rookies only because it's positive vibes are so complete but I must warn rookies of it's squinty eyed factor So medicate a small amount and wait 15 minutes It's potent so you won't need much A strain for almost everybody Peace and Love

Dense dark goodies inside, autumn looking harvest exterior, pinecone looking pointy tit delight Ye Dwarfs inside hide gems of all colors and sizes Aroma is fruity like Fruity Pebbles cereal aka Rod Smith cereal (because he loves F.P. who doesn't?) Inhale is pleasant and exhale is mild High is very Hybridy but on the dumb side Alert but drugged Could "Smerk a berwl" of this 24/7 This Strain is best utilized as a zinger on some rookies Everybody's pants will get tight when you say "G-13" Then they'll inspect this wizard and read the elfen script and it's zesty/fruitiness will intoxicate the babies mommas and tricks So yeah, it's Medicine! I'm 100% on that. And it's in the "Sexy Medicine" category for it's aroma and buds Good for Concerts as well as naps Valentines Day or ......Valentines Day A safe bet as far as your money is concerned A crowd pleaser and is not associated with a G13 musical chord which isn't a crowd pleaser 3.5 Stars for Colorado 4 plus stars in the sticks This is a multiple use strain: Potent enough for Med Patients Stylish enough for Rec Patients Gonna recommend this for gatherings and events because any paranoia is low and it's an overall enjoyable strain that will impress everyone not from a legal state and satisfy those of us who know medical grade flower very well and have tried it all.

Gonna disagree with almost everything the info page says. Blackberry x Blueberry # 5 was nothing special. 2.5 stars Stringy, Ground Black Pepper-y, harsh inhale, not sweet, not flavorful, etc I smell/taste 0% Oregon Blueberry (but am not questioning it's pedigree) Almost middle of the road weed for a Colorado Medical Patient, I'd put it in the bottom 40% of strains But, it won't be turned down in the sticks any time soon. Another cool name strain that you hit and you're like, meh But maybe my hopes were too high seeing as I love eating actual Blackberries and Blueberries and have tried a hundred other strains and had been having dreams of Yogi and Boo Boo going ham on Betty Ruble on top of a ice cream sundae... So I turn to my medicine cabinet gleaming with 27 other strains and I'm like Next Almost worth keeping around for shits and giggles because the name implies that you play Keys for the Black Crowes or something. Save your money, pick their other crosses A.I.10 or TxBP7 Both of which are light years beyond BxB5