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Recent Reviews32 total

Platinum Cake

4/29/2023
Took a break from marijuana for about 6 months (no reason just crazy busy at work and life) and I just smoked a bowl of this. Wow. Great high. Strong. Muscles and joints feel relaxed. Starting to chill on the couch and watch, "Farmer Wants a Wife." YeeeHaww
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EuphoricRelaxed

Zen Leaf - Chandler

7/14/2020
Meh, been there twice. I think it's very pricey, especially for flower. And never thought it was if good quality. Honestly, why is flower so expensive at these dispensays anyways? Shouldnt be. There is an MMJ dispensary every few miles. They're always cross breeding and coming up with the next best hybrid, that in my opinion is not as good the parent.

Harvest HOC - Chandler (Med/Rec)

7/6/2020
1st time patient at this Harvest location. Went over holiday weekend. Only one car in parking lot. Door was locked. I knocked 4 times and rang door bell. Ended up calling the front desk, only to be told by that person that they dont lock door, they dont have a doorbell, and they were "in back" talking to their manager. huh? Apparently there is a disconnect with how a door operates. Product seems good so far. Budtender was nice and knowledgeable so I'll give this location one more try.

Face Off OG

3/23/2019
Took three months off from mmj. Then wife and I did faceoff. Similar to my previous posts - my nose and face started to heat up and then life off my face. I could be first person back to moon in 47 years. lift off. And highly recommend listen to Pandora hip hop barbeque when smoking. oh yeah oh yeah..wiki wiki, the boys in the hood are always hard, you come takin that trash, well pull your card...good times, bag bah
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EuphoricRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Purple Punch

12/22/2018
Wife and I now have are favorite. Two thumbs up! This compares to Faceoff for me. Three hits off oil pens. Awesome fruit taste, bit of a cough. Better get the sex out da way before it goes south. Ok, I'm back. Goofy at first, then face and eyes flop, and then just slow. Crawling up stairs now....Goodnight!!!!!
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ArousedRelaxedSleepy

Blue Lights

12/4/2018
Good quality Indica. Definitely can tell it like its parent North Lights. Not the strongest Indica I've had but very good. Will not floor you, but it gives a relaxed, drowsy feeling, so I thought it was good for sleep.
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RelaxedSleepy

5th Element

3/31/2018
wow. very good strong strain. I drank a rum and coke with it and this is one of the better indicas I've had in awhile. I'm a fan of death star and Skywalker and black water (might be my favorite) but 5th is a contender for 2nd. Strong for me. ok folks signin off, im hitting the couch hard. see ya later gators
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Euphoric

Black Lime

2/21/2018
Very good strain. Not quite as strong as Blackwater. But after about 30 min you are feeling relaxed but functional. Good smooth citrus taste.
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RelaxedSleepy

Alaskan Thunder Fuck

6/8/2017
I mean this is my favorite sativa. Makes you alert at first. Then settles into a real good body high. Heard it's good for sex. Wife vaped it with me too. Have to have sex within 10-15 min though or you won't feel your groin- wife too. Long long sex story short. This was some of the longest, hottest, and erotic sex I've had (not including that time in Vegas) . Both of us barely came. A little too much for the nether regions. But can't wait to try again next weekend. Woo hoo!
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoric