J........r

member since 2020

Recent Reviews10 total

Apricot Jelly

9/16/2021
Strong, invigorating sativa that hits hard between the eyes They nailed it on the apricot terps. And the turpentine terps lol
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedRelaxedUplifted

Mandarin Sunset

9/15/2021
Delicious orange cinnamon spice Potent indica stone I’m coming down off of 🍄 and this is just the perfect thing to help put me back in my body.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedTingly

Billy Kimber

9/14/2021
Gas. A great representation of classic og genetics
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ArousedEuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepy

Apple Fritter

9/14/2021
An all-time fave and a strain I keep coming back to. I live in NYC and am able to obtain a pack that’s in the mid-to-top shelf range. Sweet apples, vanilla, and allspice on the nose and the smoke, with subtle savory notes. It gets me higher than just about anything, and it’s a super relaxed, stoney, euphoric feel. The second half of the high gets sleepy. If you’re not an experienced smoker, 1-2 hits will do.
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EuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepy

Guava

9/14/2021
Uplifting sativa-dominant hybrid. Buds are quite frosty; my estimate would be they hit between 20-25% THC. Smells of tart, tropical fruit and ocean breeze with a moderately strong whiff of gas. In the taste, the gas disappears and is replaced by peppery earth, which is a bit of an odd complement to the tropical vibes. The high is chill though unremarkable; moderate potency, and a little more relaxing, indica-like than I would have expected. Not particularly euphoric.
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CreativeHappyRelaxedUplifted

Forbidden Fruit

4/30/2020
puts me very in touch with my emotions and also makes me pretty horny...but it's a sleeper in the end. all-time beautiful purple bud with a delicious smell and taste. it doesn't get much better than this. nighttime use recommended.
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ArousedEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepy

Cuvee

4/27/2020
When I was reading about this strain in advance of buying it, it said somewhere that it was quick-hitting. Not this batch (shout out Shelby County Community Services). Smoked a full J and didn’t feel shit for a good 10-15 minutes. Then my heart starts fluttering like I’m having a panic attack, and all of a sudden this shit smacks me in the face. The anxiety quickly fades. I feel alert, I feel relaxed; I feel like I want to do things and also eat things. God damn. Fire weed. I knew this shit would be good from the instant I heard about it. It really does taste like red wine on the inhale. Lots of vegetal and cheesy notes too in both smell and taste: pretty unique. Instead of having a glass 🍷tonight, try some of this!
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoricFocusedRelaxedTingly

Sunburn

4/14/2020
The effects for me are bright, up, and pretty potent. Definitely sativa but not the buzzy energizing kind, more the chill uplifting kind. So I can smoke it basically anytime of day. Terps are aight; mostly floral with some earth and citrus.
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CreativeHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Unforgettable

4/13/2020
The smell and taste really are “unforgettable.” A mint mojito or a key lime pie are the two best descriptors I can think of. The effects are pretty heady and energizing and quite uplifting, so best for those on the depressive end of the mental health spectrum. Experienced some anxiety, paranoia, and racing thoughts in higher doses, so take it slow.

High School Sweetheart

4/11/2020
Worked really well for my anxiety and restlessness. It’s an extremely relaxing strain, even though it doesn’t have a particularly strong body high (does kick in a bit later on). It goes “straight to the head” but not like a shot of espresso; more like a couple of calming chamomile. It is potent though, even at 18% thc. Smells like deliciously gassy cherries, quite pungent, and the taste follows suit but is sweeter.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted