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White Fire OG
9/22/2017
Paranoia to a max. It's almost trippy, this strain. I like the high, it's relaxing and creative. Mild couch lock. Great cooking strain because it gets your mind goin to whip up something delicious. I made some spicy kimchi soup on this strain and it tasted like the restaurant stuff. Figuring it out twice- impossible. Overall a good head stone, just don't do too much unless you wanna trip balls and giggle at dumb shit.
Fire OG
8/4/2017
One word- Orgasms. This strain is the holy grail of body high. Every little sensation is amplified. Great for those significant others that might not be in the "mood".
Great for anxiety. Doesn't give you any head high so this helps for migraines and doesn't cause any headaches as some strains do.
If your mind can get your body to move I suggest going to the gym on this strain, especially when the hot people are out. Just don't rape anyone with your intense genital feelings. Hahaaaaaa.
Skywalker
6/10/2017
There is no sky and there is no walking. This will comatose you. I have no flipping idea how I'm even doing anything aside from falling asleep to a wet dream about Sam and Dean Winchester. Good thing I don't have a penis, cause getting a boner would be IMPOSSIBLE.
Jack Diesel
4/22/2017
Dabbing some shatter. Takes like car oil, tree bark and lemon verbena.
Don't plan to do anything important or play any games, you couldn't focus on a train wreck if it was happening right in front of you. I am all over the place, mentally and physically. I just can't get my shit together.
I feel like I am floating around the room which is totally fun, lots of Euphoria hangin on for a while now.
No strong urge to snack BUT candy tastes even more amazing.
Cognitive skills are horrendous, don't even know how I'm typing this review...
Wait... what is the point of this strain?? Oh yea, I'm floating.
I give it a 4 because it's a Sativa that has the effects of an Indica. I want sativa effects from a sativa!
This is a great strain if you are bored AF doing something because I am staring at the 4 little stars and my mind is just all sorts of day-dreamin!
Martian Candy
4/11/2017
GOOD LORD DUDE. World peace would happen if everyone smoked this strain. Happiness is just a whole new thing. Driving is so beautiful on the open country roads. You can focus. Pain is GONE. Daydreaming like nobodies business but still able to multitask. The realms I am getting stuck in are outta this world. So much fun in my head. But I'm able to cook dinner and bop to Steve Earle and Alabama.
Do yourself a favor, get this fucking strain. There's NOTHING like it. Actually yes- dental nitrous oxide is similar and this weed strain is the closest you'll get to that dentist! It's fucking great.
OG Kush
4/1/2017
I have to say I "like" this strain a lot. I'm not in love. This one is nice because it conforms to ANYTHING you do. Makes it easy to go to the gym, makes couches feel very nice, makes movies so fun, you can go to sleep easily.
It's up there with blue dream as far as an overall good stoned feeling but doesn't make you daydream or focus on a task or give you massive amounts of energy.
It's similar to old school bud-high, when you had no idea what your buddy was rollin. Just relax and enjoy the ride!
Juicy Fruit
3/13/2017
At first I would have given this strain a 3, so I am glad I waited until I got a new battery for my cartridge of Juicy Fruit.
YOU WILL SOAR TO SPACE ON THIS STRAIN.
I vaped this one at a friend's Engagement Party and it made me VERY social, more than I already am.
You cannot stay focused for the life of you so don't try to do anything which uses that portion of your brain to concentrate. I read the menu at the restaurant 50 fucking times before I finally picked the Meatloaf... I don't even fucking like meatloaf. Yuck
Munchies 5/10
Focus 2/10
Sociability 8.5/10
Taste: Starburst/Skittles (delicious)
It hits best at high temperatures so dab this one! The cartridges suck most of the time anyway.
Sour Diesel
3/8/2017
Do yourself a favor- grab an edible and dab some Sour D then listen to Grand Canyon by Puscifer. You'll thank me later.
No munchies
Relaxed
Conversationalist by default (I can't stfu)
Social Anxiety conquered
A little paranoia (I thought I saw a murderous child running with a knife)
Very easy to get lost in realms or the past (my favorite is getting stuck in the 90's)
VERY creative (I decided to make chocolate milk ice cubes to put in my iced coffee, how fucking awesome)
Strawberry Cough
2/21/2017
MY LORDY. This is the Superman of pot strains. I am ON FIRE cleaning my house. I don't even know how I'm taking a break to write this. Probably because you can focus with your ginormous head high and just enough body high to make your pain go numb. But there is NO couch lock involved here. I think I might be in love. I will forever do my chores on Strawberry Cough.
Oh yea dry mouth and throat sucks with this one. I dabbed, zero cough, lots of sweet strawberry, barely any smoke so I puffed 4 times. I am BLASTED stoned. Don't let the minuscule amounts of smoke fool you; you very much indeed, are getting plenty of marijuana!
Imma go scrub my toilet. Supermaaaaaannnnnnnn