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Recent Reviews9 total

Cadillac Rainbow

11/17/2023
it's cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti, and i love meatballs so you better be ready. shout out to 3rd Coast Genetics in my home state for this one! a really nice uplifting strain that pairs well with listening to the 11/11/98 Halley's. IYKYK!
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Grape Ape

12/5/2017
this strain really set the gearshift for the high gear of my soul! this is a heavy, HEAVY indica. dense nugs, with a purple hue as to be expected with a generous coating of trichomes that make it sparkle like so many little weed diamonds. very tasty too... Grape Ape blasts you off & then sets lays you down very nicely.
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Jedi Kush

8/24/2017
"bolting cerebral energy" is right! this affects me more like a hybrid, especially at higher doses. there's very much a stimulating head high involved that you don't always get with indicas. first it relaxes you and then BOOM! you're blasted off into hyperspace at lightspeed. jedi kush is definitely a nice strain to have by your side as you're making your way through the galaxy.
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Death Star

8/19/2017
heavy indica that really puts you down. this is my "i'm-gonna-lay-on-the-couch-and-watch-rick-and-morty-for-five-or-six-hours" herb. as others have said though, just a very relaxing and sedating strain. my only caution would be if you happen to have an unopened bag of white cheddar popcorn at your place, lock it up before you smoke, otherwise the entire bag will be gone before you know it. the force of the munchies is strong with this one!
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Death Star

8/11/2017
just an incredibly heavy indica. goes so well with so many things not related to doing anything. it's nearly perfect.
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LA Confidential

5/13/2017
oh man i messed up bad when i confused this strain with my "daily driver" haha, which is green crack. i had an 8th of both i had picked up the day before, and they were in identical green containers. when i woke up at 5am the next morning all groggy and went for my green crack i guess i grabbed the LA confidental. i then proceeded to load up my gravity bong and take my usual 4-5 morning pulls. i sort of noticed the taste wasn't green cracky but i was half asleep. fast forward 15 minutes and i'm in the shower just sort of spacing out, not really getting clean. at this point i was like "wtf is going on man" and it took me forever to do everything. i figured out my mistake. yikes. wow i am veryy sedated. next i have to take my damn kid to school and he's asking me if i;m awake while i'm driving him there and that pisses me off but i bet i do like a sleep. then, work. ugh. i park and it's like leo trying to get out of the car all fucked up on qualudes in wolf of wall street. my legs don;t work and i'm just a mess. i walk in and my boys know i;m fucked up right away but they promise not to tell melissa the manager. i go to my station and pretend to do my job but i can;t that well. this stuff is knocking me out. at lunch i get made fun of, but i eat probally almost the whole tbell menu lol. in the afternoon i fall asleep at my station. finally work ends and i drive straight home. at home my wife bitched at me but i'm too tired to care. i forgot to pick the kid up at school. so anyway i decided to level myself out with a few gravity pulls of green crack, and then i went upstairs for dinner and talked everybody's ear off haha. weird day. la confidental is strong and only for night time for me from now on.
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Green Crack

4/21/2017
It's like a firecracker of energy that goes off deep in your head. i'm not a huge sativa person but i just say yes to green crack... this stuff will blow your hair back.
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Blue Dream

12/27/2016
whao. my review of this strain is different from you guys. long story short my neighbor in my building is the pot guy. he's always got the green and some crazy device to smoke it out of. he invited me over one day and said he had something called blue dream wax. i never know what he is talking about but i said ok i'll come over. so i go over there and he wants me to smoke. i had to pick up my daughter in 90 mins or so but he said i'd be fine. the next thing i saw was he was using a sort of blowtorch to light up the bong. then he told me to hit it so i did. holy cow! i never coughed so hard in my life! lol it gets hazy then but he was laughing and told me to smoke again. i knew i had to get my daugter but he said it' would be fine so i did it. holy cow again! this was crazy. at this point i was seeing my neighbor as a stranger. i had no idea who he was. it felt like i was going to be sick or past out. this wasn't like any weed we have or i ever smoked before. then he tried to get me to hit the bong agin but i said, no way. next we tried watching some tv but i couldnt see the screen well or know what was going on. i was sweating and i felt not good at all. my arms and legs were buzzing and muscles were tense then not tense. the other guy in the room was laughing and i tried to laugh but i was so high. the next thing i knew i stood up and started pacing or walking around his aprtment. i remembered i had to get my daughter from soccer in like 20 mins. i asked the guy if he would drive me and he said no way. so i left this guy's place and went to my place to get my keys. i was so high my heart was about to explode and i was sick to my stomach. i tried going to the bathroom but i was dizzy and i felt like i might fall over. this was not fun at all. i was very scared and i remembered i looked at the clock by my bed and it said 6:11. then my phone went off. this scared me and it was my ex-wife calling. i didn't know what to do so i didn't answer. i laid on my bed until i couldnt stand it then i paced more in my room. i felt like things were out of control. my damn ex wife called again so i turned my phone off. i laid down again and started to cry. i was so confused and i thought of all the bad stuff i had done. i felt like a failure and a bad person. after an hour or two i was tired but i started to feel better. i put on family guy and watched for a while. i looked at my phone and it was 930 or so so i guess i fell asleep. i still felt out of place though. as it turned out my ex wife had to pick up my daughter from soccer. i'm glad she did it because i did not want to drive or talk to my daughter. i all in all this blue dream was very powerful. it was a little too intense for me. be careful when smoking it and make sure you don'y have any plans for the next six hours lol.

GG4

6/21/2016
this is the strain that really got me into smoking cannabis again. my brother shared a bit with me and i was immediately struck by how well balanced it was. I'm not a fan of racy sativas and sure if you smoke enough of this stuff you'll get that effect too but for me less is more with gorilla glue. what i like the most is that you can really go in any direction... of course it'll glue you to the couch if you let it, but it's also such a clear-headed, uplifting stone that you can still get stuff done if need be. i can honestly say that at this point this is the best all-around cannabis i have ever experienced. like ricky fitz said in the movie American Beauty: "this is all i ever smoke."
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