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Purple Punch

12/10/2019
To this long time, as much as possible smoker, I have literally never found a more perfect strain. It smells just like punchy fruit. Exhale tastes similarly, but you can almost taste the grapy, punchy flavor on your lips. No lie. It looks absolutely gorgeous with it's purple hues and trichome covered buds. It's just purty. Effect wise, it's everything you'd ever want in an indica. Forget stress, anxiety, pain, depression, and about any other ailment you might feel at the moment. You'll have no cares, be in a great mood, and enjoy everything if you're out and about and do the same thing at night, but knock your ass out. If you don't really want to go do that thing you should do, forget it. You'll get to it tomorrow after you sleep like a baby. If you are a pure indica fan like me, this strain should be #1 on your list.
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Platinum OG

12/10/2019
Bigtime 'knock me out' indica fan, first off. Platinum OG is a great one for a bunch of reasons, but not the best ever for a few. The exhale on this strain is smmooooooootthh. Probably as smooth as I've had, but not the most flavorful strain ever. I'd even call it bland as opposed to a purp or kush, but there was a little of what seemed to taste like lemon on the exhale. The taste is definitely disappointing. For what it lacks in taste, this strain really makes up for in punch. I felt the head high immediately after the 2nd hit, and it continued into a total, and full body exorcism a few minutes later. A shared bowl later, and I felt what I can only explain as mushy headed. I'm made of a silly putty. Literally feel that floppy. Frankly, if you can't relax on this strain, you are way too high strung, man. Stress, anxiety, sleep, pain, a loud spouse, the repo man, the warrant, and any other crap you'll be going through will be gone. Also, this one will knock your sweet ass out, and it doesnt take long to come on. I truly have not felt any negative effects from this strain, other than not caring about anything in particular and wanting to do nothing. Everything is fun on this strain, and it'll put you in a great mood. A sweet sweet indica, and a top one on my list from an effects standpoint. One you'll probably love too.
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Wookies

9/26/2019
This is a great strain. Hit me right between the eyes, and eventually helps me sleep after a while. My purchase was billed to be an indica, so the expectations were off. After I got over that this wasn't a 'carry you up to bed and tuck you in' strain (my preferance as my mind races with invention thoughts, recapping the day, calculating weird shit, analyzing anything from politics to trying to figure out why flies slow down when it gets cold... weird stuff) I began to enjoy.this strain. This provides that awesome spectrum. It is what they say, a great strain day or night that hits you in the head first, and body after about an hour. I'd get it again.
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9 lb Hammer

6/13/2018
9 Pound is a 'good' strain. That's about as far as I'll put it. This strain definitely took me on a trip. From super stoned, to semi anxious, to vague headache, to total relaxation. It's far from my favorite strain, as an indica fan. Believe me, I have given very few strains this low of a review, and it pains me to do so, but this strain made it tough to get through 1/2 of my full oz before I started thinking about what I'd buy next. (it wasn't memorable). The hammer may have appeal to some, but to me, it literally felt like someone whacked me in the head and gave me a pretty nasty concussion. Maybe thats why they named it what they did, but this one is not for me.
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Super Silver Haze

4/7/2018
I'm not usually a sativa guy. I, frankly, have avoided them because I got a really bad headache from a sativa once. I'm a heavier medicator, and have a high tolerance. I decided to try a sativa again hoping it was just the strain, and WOWZA. Did I ever hit the jackpot. Great strain to change your mood. Makes me more talkative, happier, and content, without the sedative affect of an indica. I've had literally no headache, quite the opposite. I feel like I just got a massage. Everything feels kosher in the world. l I think I'll zone out on some Netflix. Great strain.
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Frankenstein

1/7/2018
Tried this strain on a whim because the local delivery service had a g for $20 (wax). I smoke from a YoCan Evolve Plus. I'm a daily medicator, and usually smoke Indicas. This strain is definitely a hard hitting Indica. You'll feel the couch lock almost immediately, but it's also a heady high. I experience a sharpness of focus, and find myself, for some reason, interested in learning new things. Hell, I just spent an hour on the internet learning the habits of successful people! Yikes. All in all, probably one of my favorite strains for melting stress, anxiety, and muscle pain away. Oh god and you will eat... a lot. If you can get your hands on it, it's a great strain to have when you want to chill on the couch with your friends, if you want to relax after a long day, or on lazy weekend days.
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Tangerine

9/18/2015
Great daytime high. Good for concentration, good for pain, not the best for anxiety, or sleeping problems. If I had a choice, it's a great med for pain and focus during the day. I'd highly recommend it, and I LOVED the taste. Literally just like Tangerines. The effect is an A, not an A+. I'd totally get it again. If you can get it, I'd say get it.
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Zeus OG

9/18/2015
Hooooollllly Crap....What a great strain. Definitely a heady high, but you can get things done while smoking it during the day. In the evening, forget it....You'll sleep like a baby. I've probably tried 50 strains, and this definitely rates one of my alltime favorites. Perfect for a good movie, if you can't sleep, want to stop your mind racing, or want to have sex (yeah, we both got super horny). Not the best for pain, but mood, anxiety, and depression fade quickly with this strain. If you can get it, GET IT! A+++++
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Skywalker OG

8/20/2015
Seems to be a neglected strain with all of the other hybrids out there. I love it, though. A very god head high, definitely a numbing effect. It is totally a great full body high, but doesn't give the couch lock. Definitely a good chilling on the couch strain, but I can see this definitely being good around a fire with a bunch of friends. All in all, one of my favorite strains.
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Mind Fuck

6/2/2015
This strain is what seems to be a sativa dominant New York City Diesel x DTC 99 blend hybrid. HOLY CRAP....Um what can I say about this hybrid. The high is nearly perfect, any time of the day. Expect an uplifting high, but definitely expect to feel high. If you can't drive on other strains, this is NOT one to drive on. It hits hard after just a couple of hits, but if you keep smoking, it'll keep getting you higher and begin to shift from a great sativa high, to a couch lock indica high. It's definitely one of those "smoke a little during the day, smoke a lot to crash" kind of strain. The day high is fun, makes me concentrate easily, is a good "work" strain, but it feels uplifting. Definitely a good 'do anything' kind of high. Great for anxiety, stress, and especially for pain (I have a really bad shoulder and on this, the pain disappears). Expect the munchies, but frankly, find a strain that doesn't make me hungry... If you can find this GET IT.....Great strain, one of my top 5.
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