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Recent Reviews8 total

Nutter Butter

8/18/2024
why does this actually feel like butter. what the fuck is a creamy high. i've been in a 2 week slump of not cooking but i just made hamburg steak for the first time and it was delicious to sober ppl too. i trusted my instincts with the portions without measuring and it actually worked?! just smoked a shorty of this in 2 sittings tn and i'm sooo highhh.
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CreativeFocusedRelaxed

Strawberry Jam

8/14/2024
I wrote a 2 star previously, but after getting my own lil collection of it and trying it a few more times, I appreciate it more. I don't like being social and talking to anyone but my partner while smoking this, but I like a nice solitary high. Relaxes me when I'm worked up or sad. I'm more prepared for the burn now, and this one burns sharp. I wouldn't go so far to say it tastes like strawberries, but it has a slight fruity burn. I recommend this strain for taking morning walks (on a morning you won't do much) or relaxing before bed. I don't like working or needing to multi-task at all for this one. Sometimes gives a headache. Wouldn't get again preferably but not hated.
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HappyRelaxedSleepy

Emerald Fire OG

7/29/2024
I agree that this is a good strain to take a walk with and be relaxed. Didn't have a super strong or lasting high tho but maybe this is the one strain the Michigan dispensary did me dirty on. Tbh I don't like the structure of the bud lol, a little annoying to pull off the stem. Was fine but not outstanding, dried out fast.
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Relaxed

Collins Ave

4/29/2024
Opened this with some friends and had a GREAT time. I was dancing while cooking, talking so much, and just enjoying the company as a typically anxious, quiet person. Everything was funny. Will definitely be purchasing again. purchased in Michigan
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EnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Sherbert

4/26/2024
Smells strongly of syrup and tastes like coconut milk tea made at home with a little too much powder. Burns enough that I sometimes cough on a low setting. Very strong, makes my head a bit heavy but still generally functional as long as I don't have to speak. When I speak, I can't focus and ramble but at least I think it's really funny. Body feels heavy but pleasant and mostly painless. Very hungry. Just overall don't really like the taste or scent and the overall experience is pleasant but not the level of dreamy or functional that I personally like. I like Rainbow Sherbet much much better. (Vaping King's Choice)
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ArousedGigglyHungryTalkative

Mimosa

3/31/2024
This is a perfect strain for when I need to sit down and get something done, or just generally want to be functionally high. It really helps me focus and be productive. However, it does overwhelm me a bit when I need to work on something and speak to someone at the same time. Pretty minimally, just something I noticed. Also good for stress relief and getting my mind off heavy things. The taste and burn are very subtle too. It tastes and smells like tea mixed with a soft scent from Bath and Body Works. Even first opening the cart, the throat burn was pleasantly minimal. Will definitely purchase again!
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CreativeFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

Green Crack

3/1/2024
Tastes really good but never fails to give me a headache. Makes me feel stupid - would never use this if you need to do any type of work or keep track of thoughts. Honestly can't wait to empty this cart, I don't like it.

Rainbow Sherbet

12/15/2023
I can be productive and clear-headed with this strain. Good for being productive or social. Genuinely helped my ADHD mind calm down and focus. So sad I cracked my cart, will definitely buy again. Passed this around at a party and everyone was amazed at how tasty it was.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted