R........J

member since 2020

Recent Reviews5 total

Yuck Mouth

5/12/2020
Rare and excellent indica-dominant hybrid. Garlic Cookies (GSCx Chemdog) x Do-So-Dos (Indica Doninant Hybrid). Garlic Cookies is one of my favorite evening strains for its cerebral qualities without too much punch, and Yuck’s cerebral qualities & tall sticky stems Hint at its parentage. First time I smoked this I immediately zoned out and felt it in my face.

Sojay Haze

5/11/2020
It’s like someone turned up the brightness on my eyes. Been mixing this and MAC into a lot of batches this week but I’ve finally narrowed it down - this strain makes colors seem brighter. Also had a great laughing session during a conversation off a joint of this. Smells fantastic, like pine, fresh fruit/citrus, and fresh laundry (but not the kind that means it was packed with some type of soap or detergent, pure cleanliness). Also quite beautiful, floral buds that look fresh, with a clean high to match. (A cerebral high but doesn’t punch you at all, almost feels like you didn’t smoke.) My go-to daily morning strain for vaping, 0.1 to 0.2 will have the world seeming brighter and the sun shining on you. Rating: 4.9/5 Grower: Cresco Labs (Flower) THC/THCa: 25.2% Terpines: terpinolene 0.83; carophyllene 0.2; Myrcene 0.17; Limonene 0.15;
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Kimbo Kush

5/11/2020
2 texts I sent last night while live-texting my experience with Kimbo Kush: *Text 1* Hell yea I’m sitting here saying “this is some fantastic shit” to myself not really that tired It’s low key euphoric haha I’ve never felt that from weed *Text 2* Here’s the results (Woke up about 2 hours ago): - smoked small J - eyes were completely closed and said wow to myself a couple times after it punched me - yawned about 4 times - laughed at own jokes - danced very briefly for no reason, I think about weed (lol) - looked extremely stoned in mirror and laughed at myself - complete self-disassociation (jk) -wrote this ridiculous text {Speaks for itself!}
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Purple Punch

5/11/2020
Best looking buds I’ve ever seen. Picked up 1/8 after hearing this was fire & seeing beautiful pics on google and immediately returned to dispensary for a couple more eighths after seeing the buds. Incredible purple buds dripping with crystals that look like something out of high times. Also have never seen a twerp profile this crazy (two nearing 0.5% and all terps above 0.1%) Packed a small (0.1g) bowl in my bubbler from a few pinches off a small nug for a microdose. 1 clean rip of this made me say ‘wow’ and curl up on the couch with a blanket, despite smoking fire daily [currently smoking MAC (27%), Sojay Haze (25%) & Sinderella (“35%”)]. Took a shower and could feel the high in my face, and was in a great mood. Still awake an hour later feeling super chill, relaxed and great about life. 5/5 (Just dawning on me that I’m this good off 1 rip over an hour ago... crazy) *Strain info* Grower: gLeaf (new favorite) THC/THCa: 20.1% CBD/CBDa: 0.1% Notes: 0.5% Limonene, 0.35% Caryophyllene, all other terms above 0.1% (CRAZY!!)
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HappyRelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted