5........7

member since 2023

Recent Reviews3 total

Cheesecake

9/14/2024
One of the most unique terp profiles. With its name, I expected something really sweet or vanilla to accompany the cheesiness, but really it smells and tastes like stinky cheese - think cheez-it or Cheeto powder. It is so funky and ironically delicious. Not the strongest couch lock/sleep strain but also not necessarily an ideal strain for wake n bake / daytime as it relaxes your body & eyes a good amount. Definitely more of a LAZY strain haha. 5 stars for the one of a kind smell and flavor
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feelings
EuphoricFocusedRelaxed

Hindu Kush

9/14/2024
Seriously unique and strong indica. Quick, almost immediate onset with a happy and relaxed feeling at first that, within 30 mins or so, eases into a very sleepy feeling deep muscle relaxation. One of my favorite night time / before bed strains ever. I smoked the one from DANK. in NYC. I like a flavorful smoke but the one shortcoming is it isn’t a very fruity or sweet strain. It does have a nice dark gassiness to it and still a nice taste.
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feelings
ArousedGigglyHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Motorbreath

9/14/2024
I am a primarily indica-loving daily smoker and I always use cannabis at night before bed to help me sleep. Motorbreath is a mid-to-heavy hitter, but the slow onset is not to my preference, takes ~20-30 mins to fully hit you. The flavor is what you might expect from a strain called motorbreath - chemical, spice, but not a ton of fruitiness by any means, just a few undertones. I find it to be overrated and see a strain like 9 lb hammer to be a similar yet superior strain. To each their own! 1 love
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feelings
HungryRelaxedSleepy